Dog Whisperer Drinking Game!!!


So I was watching a Dog Whisperer marathon with my girlfriend the other night, and we came up with this drinking game. Feel free to add any additional rules you can think of.

1 drink for anytime:

Cesar is running with or mentions "the pack".
Cesar does the "tsst" thing.
A dog sniffs another dog's butt.
Cesar shows a dog-owner how to walk their dog.

2 drinks for anytime:

Cesar breaks out his crazy rollerskates.
Cesar puts a backpack on a dog.
Daddy, the pit-bull, is onscreen.

3 drinks for anytime:

Ilusion is shown onscreen.
You see a dog in a swimming pool.

Turn the bottle up and chug anytime:

Someone gets mauled by a dog.
Cesar beats a dog mercilessly with a blunt object.

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I must say... I played this game with my brother and my wife... who is also a dog whisperer... aka a dog trainer.


We got *beep* up. No dog maulings but plenty of doggy backpack action! Great game, you should market it.

Also, we added another rule: Whenever Ceasar says the word ALPHA or DOMINENT you have to take one drink. I think we went through a case in no time thanks to this rule.

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I can't believe you posted this! My husband and I have a game where you take a drink every time Caesar immitates a dog. LOL It's enough to get you quite tipsy. Your game would have me on my arse.

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Hey, with those rules you'd never get to chug!


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No. Next time you watch it, check out how many times he immitates a dog. Ha ha

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1 drink:

if he enters a house and doesn't acknowledge the dog.
if he says "here, let me show you"
if he says "exercise"

2 drinks:

if he touches a dog in the neck

3 drinks:

if he wrestles a dog to the floor.

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when he makes a wavy hand gesture & says 'enerrrgy.'




Oh, and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.

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Only do this one if you don't have to get up the next day.

Gulp every time Cesar mangles English. (Also works with Desi Arnaz and Arnold Schwartzenegger. Or W Bush for that matter.)

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I would add, drinking on "We want this" and "this is typical"
He says on every case!

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NIKITA : "Elle était murée la fenêtre"
BOB : "Bien sûr qu'elle était murée"

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1 drink everytime he says 'calm' or 'submissive', you won't survive an episode.
1 drink everytime a cat appears on screen.
2 drinks everytime a horse appears on screen.
2 drinks everytime a treadmill appears on screen.
3 drinks if Cesar bleeds.

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LOL!!!!!!! I laughed out loud for that. FVCKING FUNNY, but true ;)

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3 drinks when an owner starts crying.

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