What was the single biggest flat-out roll-on-the-floor laugh the show ever gave you? Off the top of my head, mine was probably...
"Dr. Kevorkian was on Larry King last night. It must have been really tempting for him."
A couple of weeks ago when Joel showed himself on the Home Shopping Network and he just randomly walks by.
Not the biggest laugh, but one in recent memory.
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Well...i'll try and pick our my top 5, in no preticular order
1. Joel's "interview" with Katie and Tom.
2. "But Malaria, tell us again how hard it is to be tall!"
3. "Break out the Cocoa Butter and Prunes! The Girl's Next Door is back for an all new episode!"
4. "If you have a dolphin, start wearing it around your neck! Dolphins are her biggest fear I joke not."
5. "What's that smell? I think it's grandma."
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OMG! Sooooo many.
The one about "Monique's Fat Chance."
Where she tells them they're going to London.
And they all start bouncing up and down on the couch.
Then Joel says, "The ladies were so excited, the almost got off the couch."
Lol.
It was Priceless.
And the one were That woman was laughing like a dolphin and that girl from "Brett Michael's Rock Of Love" was making those moaning sounds and they kept going back and forth.
Plus there's the pickle licking girl...
Oh! And that girl from the Real World where she was going around acting like a crazy person and then she says "I'm living in a house with a bunch of crazy people!!!"
But the best one ever is...
"I've never had dried apples before!
What are they?!"
Yeah thats definently one of the funniest
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Mr. Sheldon: $7.50.
Reggie: [mocking] Seven fitty. Yo, it's fifty, not "seven fitty.
David Becham hosting "guess the next line of a spice girls song while I kick balls at your face." And anytime the weird dolphin lady appears.
Don't move, you are surrounded by armed bastards! - Gene Hunt
oh god, probably the Gay Harry Potter spoof. it craaked me up.
I also like the Sanjaya Hair Salon.
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*beep* Ignorant people!!!
Oh and also, The new Highschool Musical 3 Trailer Spoof.
Where he lists all the songs from the "new album".
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LOL! I loved the High School Musical 3 "Trailer".
It became even better with "The trailer of HSM 3 has become so popular in the past few minutes that we've already started work on High School Musical 4!"
Or whatever he said. It was something like that.
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Oh, there's so many! In an order, but not the order of my faves:
1) Joel dancing with the clam to the E! music, and on that note, anytime Joel dances to the E! music!
2) "Rainbow Brite: The Movie" I laughted so frickin hard!
3) "Goblet of Fire" trailer
4) Pickle licking girl
5) Joel guest staring on the home shopping network!
So, if Oprah calls it a "vah-jay-jay", would the male equivalent be a "pah-nay-nay"?
I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.~ Spike, BtVS
1. Oprah's Vah-jay-jau
2. Stupid Scott
3. Harry Potter Trailer
4. "Lindsey Lo caught on blow to jail she must go"
5. Joel on QVC
i can't remember the others right now
http://tinyurl.com/ynleoj Whoa baby! He's Hot.
Anything on what the kids are watching, like yo gabba gabba
dolphin lady
HSM 3 + 4
gigi/juju/good morning, good morning/no no nunu
the chineese aerobics
the little chineese kid going to the bathroom video thing
the girl praying from big brother, and saying god bless you to god...lmao
Lick....the...paper....walnut?-Kyle XY
I think it would be called a panini (pah-nee-nee). They talk about them on the Food Network all the time.
shareMANKINI ahahahah and nancy grace.. he's so funny
Get with your rhythm, get with your nature
I found it! My absolute favorite was the weekly updates of the Spanish telenovela La Madrastra. I remember they had that guy who wore way too much eyeliner and the show used to have close ups of him sweating it off with dramatic music in the background while in panic and then they'd flip back to Joel depicting the scene. So funny.
share-Rainbow Brite: The Movie (I almost cried when Lou talked)
-Stupid Scott
-Pickle-licking girl
-And that swimming Baby Born thing. And they have a babydoll face down in a bowl of water. "They're really creepy when they run out of batteries." I love the look on Joel's face.
I walk the line of the disappointed.
I loved wen Britney goes HUH!?
or when the pt cruiser lady was on
Thank god.....I had to scroll through about four pages before I found someone who remembered "La Madrastra". Viva Bruno!
Danzitions. "Sad news...." The episode where Danza bludgeoned him was hilarious.
The constant digs on Seacrest....
The random Bonaduce appearance on the set a year or two ago...
Anything mocking David Caruso, Jonathan Antin, Nancy Grace, or Tyra Banks.....
Another favorite: They showed a ton of clips from "To Catch a Predator", and they showed a bunch of Indian dudes showing up at the house. They cut back to Joel, and all he says is: "Are we outsourcing our perverts now too?"
P.S. - I am in love with the brunette who plays in random sketches on the show. She recently played "Brooke" from the Real World on the Over the Top Moments special.
The Tyler Perry Movie Trailer.
There is no doubt about it. The name of this man is Tyler Perry.
This was from late last year, but that clip from a japanese... "music video," or something. The women were doing this stupid robotic-type dance, and singing/chanting "Don't make fun of me. Don't make fun of me." There'd be a "break down" for the music, where the women are just sorta "dancing" to it. LMAO! They showed that clip in, like, two different episodes, one towards the end, and one in the credits.
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"There's a party in my tummy!"
The last step of insanity is when you're in denial of your own existence.
when he was parodying the hills and he said 'you just say the word lauren and i will cut him'
shareWay too many to count, but here's some:
- "KISS MY ASS!!" The "Best of" scene where they showed it repeatedly.
- The Mary Murphy Wake-Up Call (by the makers of the Ann Curry Alarm Clock)
- Many of Joel's comments, including "You know what else is weird for MTV? Showing a music video!!"
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