PG-13?

I don't mean to sound like a pig, but when I see Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz dressed as bandits with copious cleavage on a movie cover...PG-13 makes me not watch it. I will never watch this. That's like having a movie with Fred Astaire dancing on the cover and no dancing scenes (except way, way worse). This movie must have been such a disappointment for so many men, tissue and lotion close by while watching.