Worst film ever seen


I really saw a lot, a lot of movies but never seen such a really really bad film like this. I really like all the people involved, thats why i watched it, but theres NO scene in this film i would recommand to anybody to watch - not even the credits-musical-sequence is funny. Im so bored and angry - never thought a film like this would be possible in a system which is making movies for an audience and not for stupid religious reasons.

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Well, you don't get the humor I think. In my view, the funny parts are Evan constantly hammering his own Thumb. And when he shaves, those beards and mustache kept growing back. And when he wanted to say that Letter S word, he said "Sheep" instead. The fishes kept following his head. The animals kept following him. I got to admit it wasn't as funny as Bruce Almighty but i still love it.

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lmao... fishes?

Fish.

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"lmao... fishes?

Fish."

Um, is this an indication that you don't know that "fishes" is plural for "fish?" Look it up, professor.

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are you serious?
the plural of fish is FISH, genius

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fish (fsh)
n. pl. fish or fish·es

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— USAGE The normal plural of fish is fish, as in he caught two huge fish; however the older form fishes is still used when referring to different kinds of fish: freshwater fishes of the British Isles.

http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/fish_1

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As an ichthyologist, I can assure you that "fishes" would be the correct plural noun in this case. As there are obviously different species in the tank, the group would be referred to as "fishes". Had it been a tank of multiple individuals of a single species, we could then call them "fish".

PS
I thought the movie had it's funny parts. And Lauren Graham is always great.

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"""Well, you don't get the humor I think. In my view, the funny parts are Evan constantly hammering his own Thumb. And when he shaves, those beards and mustache kept growing back. And when he wanted to say that Letter S word, he said "Sheep" instead. The fishes kept following his head. The animals kept following him. I got to admit it wasn't as funny as Bruce Almighty but i still love it."""

Wow, you must be easily impressed lol...

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Simple pleasures for a simple mind. the film wasn't moderately funny it was definitely in the worst ten movies I've ever seen it was utter crap.

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I liked the movie as well, but the beard thing has already been done to death!

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There's a difference between not getting it and not finding it funny. If you sat with a six year old nephew watching something and he was laughing and you weren't it's because the humour is too obvious and childish...a bit like the 'funny parts' you've just mentioned.

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wow talk about being easy to amuse... Well I guess this a movie for the people who are easy to amuse...

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actually it is a family film, intended for a younger audience to laugh at, with a little less raunchiness it could have been rated "G".


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Total suckage...

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Where O where has the humor gone in todays world?...Its just a movie! Take a chill pill, lighten up, pull the stick out of your a$$ and laugh. Yes it was stupid. It wasn't ment to be serious, but to say the ending credit musical dancing wasn't funny...well thats just sad, and I feel bad for you. What a life you must have that you can't laugh at that. I laughed the whole way through this one.

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I enjoyed it. It wasn't oscar worth or laugh out loud funny but a light comedy that families could enjoy together. Goes to show that a movie doesn't have to be raunchy or violent to enjoy.

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I agree totally with tsw453. I watched this movie with my five yr old and we both enjoyed it.

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It WAS crappy. But I did enjoy watching it with my family.

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How dare you show common sense and enjoy a movie for what it is!

You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.

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Yeah i thought so too, really enjoyable and Evan's secretary provided most of the comic relief i think. It wasnt crap, it was just a sequel that didnt need to be done! Enjoyable all the same.

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I think the OP’s last sentence pretty much explains his problem with the movie. Bright things often shine brightest in dark eyes.

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I can not say the worst film ever, but I can say it's really very very very bad movie.

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Its definetely up there in the worst films ive ever seen, probably in my top5 of worst movies. I laughed once and that was when this was said:
EVAN: "im building something"
Evan's Secretary: "i hope its a barber shop"

That was literally the only time i laughed in this 'comedy', awful compared to bruce almighty which as a big jim carrey fan...wasnt even that great!

This movie lacked the humour of having God's powers and was more about family bonding. Id class it solely as a family movie, definetly not a family comedy.

Seeing a bird poo on someone's shirt is not hilarious, neither is a beard that grows back instant!

I didnt even think the special effects were great, the animals looked really stuck on, it was like watching a film which hadnt been 'glued' together properly

2/10 film - avoid!



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Ten minutes into the movie I wanted to walk out of the cinema. I would have given it minus ten out of ten if I could. This is the most annoying ensemble of script, performances, actors, plot and camera work in recent memory.

Some unevolved brains are only tickled by graphical humour like seeing someone fall down a flight of stairs. It doesn't surprise me there are dingbats who enjoy and defend the humour in scenes like hammering one's own thumbs and bird droppings on the face.

This is *beep* in its purest form. I need an exorcist for having seen this movie.

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What did people expect from such a movie? It wasn't a bad movie, nor was it great. It had its moments, but again, some parts of the story wasn't reasonable. Like the animals only on the boat for a quick few minutes -- I'm guessing at the start of when the water came down and swallowed the forest. But, still... Few parts, very silly to say the least.

I guess it was more of a story of meaning than hard facts. It's not bad. But people should give it a little more credit, not too much though, but be reasonable, 1 out of 10? Come on!

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Agreed, worst film eve seen

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This movie made the Nicole Kidman/Will Ferrell version of "Bewitched" look like a masterpiece. LOL>

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Sorry you didn't like the movie. I thought it was pretty good and entertaining. I knew it was going to be just a silly time going into it from watching the previews. Just like all the other silly ones like "Bill & Ted's Adventures", "Dumb & Dumber"-- Movies that make you forget about everything and just laugh. Maybe you were in the wrong frame of mind when you watched this. Try it again some day.

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THANK YOU!

This movie wasn't intended to be a mind blowing, life altering, get you to think about greater meanings. It is one of those movies you watch on a lazy Sunday and enjoy it's simplicity. I would not in the slightest call it the worst movie i'v ever seen. And critiquing movies is my job. I watched the movie both in the theaters and at home with my family. Both times there were laughs all around. All in all I thought it was enjoyable. I think you guys need to lighten up and stop expecting so much from movies.

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