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Lets be honest, who jerked off to this movie?


I jerked off to this, the brown bunny and lie to me. I'm sorry, but i can't take these films seriously. But i did jerk off to it. Sex is Sex. who here have jerked off to simulated sex... i have.. people will always jack off to something SENSUAL "artsy" or not. I also jerked off to "Black meat on man street 2" some great scenes in that movie.

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I did. Twice.

absidd

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Scenes weren't long enough for a wacking session you must of exerted just as much energy hitting the rwd button as you did snapping the carot .This movie did anything but turn me on.It pissed me off that i even wasted my time watching it there was nothing good at it .It was a completely self indulgent these two actors if you can call them that were duped.This was a flacid attempted at trying to do something along the lines of last tango.Except instead of actually trying to make something meaningful.This MW relied on taking short cuts if you say you beat off too this movie trying to make a statement ;about how you feel about it thats one thing.If you just beat off to get off in my opinion you've wasted your time there is far better material to wank it to than this.

"If you want art, don't mess about with
movies. Buy a Picasso"

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Did you jack off to crash(1996) too?

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Righty-O man, righty-o...
There is not enough place on internet to list all movies, tv-shows, live tv shows, commercials, tv news, and youtube videos (never mind porntube and similar) i've jerked off to...
Of course, that goes without saying for most of males, but it's cool to get reminder from time to time!

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I didn't jerk off to this one, and I found it a bit... Off-putting. Us Brits are not sexy at all to me, so that's probably why. I didn't jerk off to the Brown Bunny, but I got an erection and jerked off afterwards. I have Lie With Me, and I plan on jerking off to that one too. You asked for honesty, so there we go.

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I'd die tomorrow.

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I did too.

Fanboy : a person who does not think while watching.

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Me and my mom (although I guess with Mom it's not actually "jerking off," but "paddling the pink canoe" or "tugging at the vertical smile"). We watched it sitting together on the couch, like Bob Crane and his pal. Luckily, after we were done, Mom didn't bash my head in with a camera tripod.

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I admit it!
This film sooooo aroused me, not only did I jerk off FOUR times within the 71 minutes (I have the extended unrated cut), I also finally gave in to my fantasy temptation to taste my own semen. I ate my load twice among the four times that I ejaculated while watching this.
Wow!!!

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