"He's like a Blanket! A Blanket of Love! That's why we call him that!"
"Don't you believe in magic? Don't you believe in us? Don't you believe in neverland?" not exact but you get the idea
"The truth is a bitch! And the bitch hurts!"
I will love this movie...forever. *sigh*
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
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Here's my favorite
Liz: "If you get any prettier, Boy George might propose."
Michael: "He's not my type."
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"Daddy can fix anything!"
I wish he was more careful with the meds.
It sucks abouts the kids not getting to really really really know him like he wanted.
This movie was the WORST! I just got to watch it again since 2004 on TV guide. I wish I had recorded this little gem.
'Hey baby, come roll with Mike.'
'In Neverland, no one ever gets sick, and no one ever dies'
Then the kid comes up to him 'You just gotta keep believing' LMAO!
'Daddy can fix anything!'
When Joe Jackson clumsly threw in some comment about his big nose. Supposedly after his first surgery when his nose wasn't even big anymore.
'I'm not sad, he's going to be with the Lord'
The whole discussion about MJ needing to rest, so sassy Liz Taylor walks in and suggests rehab. Of all things, rehab?!
'Liz... come and get your tea'
LOL wow
A legend never dies
You'll never die, MJ
what about when michael and lisa meet for the first time @ neverland and the bodyguard sticks his head around the corner while they're talking and says to them BOTH: "FOXY ladeh..."
another one to remember is when papa joe screams at michael about having a "thick head and a wide nose!!" or something like that.
and then there's the scene where michael's totally jazzed about lisa marie and tells his bodyguard that "Lisa Marie's the one I've been looking for all my life, she's THE one!! She makes me feel... like, uh,... makes me feel.." and then the bodyguard cuts him off and says, "like a man?" and then michael says, "NO!"
tiffanyk ^ hit it on the head when he/she quoted:
'In Neverland, no one ever gets sick, and no one ever dies'
Then the kid comes up to him 'You just gotta keep believing' LMAO!
that was prob the funniest scene/line in the whole movie!
"Tonight is our anniversary: 30 sleep overs in my room."
"So Manny, tell me more about these sleep overs."
I'm a big Michael Jackson fan but those quotes just made me laugh. I think Michael was innocent too. It's stupid how this movie portrays him.
Another Gem
Flex as Michael:
Tell me Liz, what is wrong with love?
British Lady as Elizabeth Taylor:
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
Flex as Michael:
I knew you'd find the right thing to say.
^...as if she said something profound??
I thought it was funny Elizabeth Taylor saying how Latoya was trading in on her family name for air time.
The scene where Michael and Elizabeth Taylor were drinking tea then Elizabeth says hello to the mannequin.
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"Don't you believe in magic? Don't you believe in us?"
And the way Michael says, "Lizzy, come and get your tea!"
"Don't you believe in magic? Don't you believe in us? Don't you believe in neverland?"
^THIS. You have to endure the entire movie for this one line. Funniest sh!t ever, I swear.
'When there's no more room in Hollywood, remakes shall walk the Earth.'