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favorite quotes

posted 19 years ago by scottydog67
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These,I thought, were hilarious!

'Cigarettes,the most dangerous product known to man...cigarettes are so dangerous it kills people who don't even smoke!"

"White man makes guns....Black rapper 'SAYS' guns...congressional hearing! That *beep* said guns and rhymed it with fun!"

'If the Phillip Morris family were a bunch of jheri curl *beep* from Mississippi..do you know how illegal a pack of cigarretes would be?? You would get 60 years for a pack of Newports!"

*beep* taught you octagon?!?!"

[–] cityslickerktm 11 years ago

I can't believe no one's mentioned this...

Michael, do you think it’s proper for a 45 year-old man to sleep in a bed with 13 year-old boys?

YES!

Ok, Ok, let me re-phrase that. Uh, Michael, would you let your children sleep in the bed of a 45 year-old man that’s been accused of child mo-les-ta-tion?

YES!

[–] JourneymanJay 10 years ago

The part when Rock was making fun of the Jackson family was hilarious, especially when he makes fun of Michael:

"I'm done with Michael, man. You see Michael go to court? Mofcker come to court 20 minutes late. What kinda black man gonn' come to court 20 minutes late?!? This ain't Barbershop 2! This is court, muthafcka, sh!t! And he don't even wear a real suit to court, comin' in there lookin' like Cap'n Crunch. Who's your lawyer? Franken Berry? You betta take yo black ass to Banana Republic and get you a decent suit..."

[–] GTA_tech_writer 9 years ago

Women see Denzel Washington and go, "I'm gonna [have sex with] him."

Women see me, they get real practical about it. They go, "I bet if I [had sex with] Chris Rock, I could get him to pay my Visa bill."

[–] ChardeeMacDennis86 7 years ago

Tupac Shakur was gunned down on the Las Vegas strip, after a Mike Tyson fight. Now how many people do you need to see some *beep* before you arrest SOMEBODY?!