The Adventures of Oleg

That Oleg kid had one messed up life. Not even a loving family will save him now.

Let's see.

Start with having a John Wayne loving Russian guardian beat him all the time.

-Steal a gun from his friend's dad and shoot said guardian, and not killing him.

-Shoot a scary junkie man, get kidnapped for a bit and witness two black drug dealers getting killed

-Almost get face cut off by pimp

-Have dinner with a prostitute, aas well as be an accomplice to armed robbery at a pharmacy

-Get interrogated by a dirty cop, having to watch him drink a soda and shoot the breeze

-Have dinner with beating guardian and escaping from him in parking lot

-Be accidently kidnapped by serial killing kiddie porn directors and possible pedophles

-Be tied up with black tape and have bag over head and shoved into cupboard

-Watch friend's dad almost get shot in the face at train yard

-Be threatened with gun by beating guardian

- Have dinner with best friend's dad

-Almost get face blown off by pimp

-Go to the hockey game!

He will be messed up for life.