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The Adventures of Oleg

posted 15 years ago by jamasian_man
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That Oleg kid had one messed up life. Not even a loving family will save him now.

Let's see.

Start with having a John Wayne loving Russian guardian beat him all the time.

-Steal a gun from his friend's dad and shoot said guardian, and not killing him.

-Shoot a scary junkie man, get kidnapped for a bit and witness two black drug dealers getting killed

-Almost get face cut off by pimp

-Have dinner with a prostitute, aas well as be an accomplice to armed robbery at a pharmacy

-Get interrogated by a dirty cop, having to watch him drink a soda and shoot the breeze

-Have dinner with beating guardian and escaping from him in parking lot

-Be accidently kidnapped by serial killing kiddie porn directors and possible pedophles

-Be tied up with black tape and have bag over head and shoved into cupboard

-Watch friend's dad almost get shot in the face at train yard

-Be threatened with gun by beating guardian

- Have dinner with best friend's dad

-Almost get face blown off by pimp

-Go to the hockey game!

He will be messed up for life.

[–] iemand-anders1 15 years ago

i thought exactly the same, this poor kid will be screwed in his head forever

[–] lockey56 14 years ago

LOL

It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.

[–] DragonballFan 14 years ago

>- Have dinner with best friend's dad

Yes, that is soooooo messed up..

[–] D3ATHB4DISHONOR 14 years ago

Get interrogated by a dirty cop, having to watch him drink a soda and shoot the breeze

NOW THAT IS FUNNY.
I would feel terrible too if I had to shoot the *beep* with a pig.

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT I RULE.

[–] Ninerism 14 years ago

This list was unintentionally funny as hell. Gotta love the descriptions of each character.

"John Wayne loving Russian guardian", "Junkie man" and of course "The serial killing kiddie porn directors (possible pedophiles)"

And the most traumatising parts..

Have dinner with a prostitute...
Have dinner with beating guardian...
Have dinner with best friend's dad

Please make another list. Funniest post all week.

[–] fievelb 12 years ago

I love this thread title, its so sarcastic!

[–] Slynge 12 years ago

Hilarious! This movie is now called "The Adventures of Oleg" in my head.

[–] andresa-tuba 12 years ago

AWESOME

[–] Minimize 11 years ago

LOL, I too thought it made a good movie title.

[–] Yxklyx 11 years ago

You forgot one:

Oleg

[–] OfficialAcademyAwards 11 years ago

-Go to the hockey game!

Yea that is really fvcked up that they would take him to something like that. That must have really ruined his life.

[–] The_Devin_G 11 years ago

I think he was talking about the "hockey game" where, almost everyone present got shot in a 5-10minute period of time.
Or maybe he wasn't talking about that, but if he wasn't then this little section was missed.