oh my....

unbelievably bad. really. horrid.

i picked it up in Munich and based on the cast, thought it couldn't miss. i couldn't have been more wrong.

i have read better dialogue in freshmen creative writing class and seen less wooden acting in elementary school plays.

a blind monkey could have structured this stinker better....in the end, i wanted everyone in this movie to die a slow horrible death, or actually, i didn't even care. :|

the only saving grace was the unintentionally hilarious part when Basinger, after losing all but 2K of the family's savings and having not written one word on her supposed new novel, follows a washed up magician into his trailer and marvels that she could never possibly be a magician's assistant.

pure. comedy. gold. i tell ya'!