Condom full monty


I'm not stranger to x-rated movies, but have to admit I felt my eyebrows raise when Dorff steps back from boinking the hooker towards the end and you get a full frontal view of his sheath-clad Willie Wonka. Thought it was a bit stupid. He'd just pulled away but he's pointing south. I guess this is why this may be the unrated version; can't imagine anything less than an NC-17.

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Maybe that's why the penis was covered. Erect penises have appeared in Two Days in the Valley and Crank. It should be illegal for Lee Daniels to direct another movie.

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exactly!! dreadful it really really is..

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Well...it appears Lee Daniels did okay with "Precious."

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Is English your second language? Reading that post gave me a brain aneurysm.

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Well thank fark he didn't listen to you because Precious was a great film.

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Why should it matter if it's erect or not?

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It depends on the occasion.

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when was there an erect penis in Crank?

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Yeah, I don't remember seeing that either...

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It was protruding beneath Jason's hospital gown just before he made love to his girl in front of the tourists.

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it wasnt seen but he did have an erection, so i dont think that counts

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The reason why the director put some much thought or emphasis on the way his penis was in the shot, was because he felt that it emphasized the character's crazyness.

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I think it did a way better job emphasizing the director's craziness, but then again, you could say that about every other scene in that movie

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it wasnt seen but he did have an erection, so i dont think that counts

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If you saw it, it counts. Thank you, but I don't smoke cigars.

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im talkin about crank dumbass
lol but seriously have a cigar.

haveacigar348

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im talkin about crank dumbass
lol but seriously have a cigar.
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lmao. We been talkin about Crank. That's how Statham's cock came up in the first place. "dumbass"? Why you so hostile? Puffing too many White Owls?

Seriously, I don't smoke cigars.

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I thought this thread was about the naked scene in Shadowboxer, I didn't know there are people who keep track of all penis shots in contemporary cinema and feel obliged to discuss them on every IMDB forum

we should all apologize to haveacigar348 for being such dumbasses, he's clearly the expert here

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Somebody called klgrl mentioned Crank within this thread. Don't know what upset haveacigar.

haveacigar348 needs to haveablunt.

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haha blunts are pretty good, i dont really care though
im just chillen

haveacigar348

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sounds like you hadablunt.

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I think the reason his penis wasn't erect in this movie was because he was listening to the people argue and lost it. That's why he stopped, got mad, shot them and threw the hooker out.

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Dorff had the balls (pun intended) to show his plonker but so called heart throb and black stud Cuba didn't. They love showing their arses black men but never their cocks. Why is that? They are supposed to be well hung. Bollocks!(pun intended again). Bet Cuba,Denzel etc all have small ones but think we'll let women think we have big ones and we can show off our muscular black arses. White actors are much braver.



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Treach bares all in 'Love and Bullet', since you're so interested in black penis.

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Actually, I read that in an interview, the director said they had had 3 options to choose from when considering how to show Stephen's penis....limp, semi-erect or erect. And they decided to go with the semi-erect, which does in fact make sense after all, better that either of the two other options, considering what was going on at the moment it is seen, like Invisiboy accurately suggested.

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I saw the director in an interview saying they presented the three options to the ratings board, and the decision followed the board's judgment.

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"but I always thought it was illegal to show an erect penis onscreen"
Why don't we just ban all porn movies, in this matter of speech. Lol, ahh guys, just grow up, please.

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If the director had paid as much attention to his movie as he did to Dorf's dick, maybe his movie wouldn't have sucked.

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Hahaha. True, true.

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Yeah, he's hung like a horse. I was shocked at that scene too, but only because of Stephen Dorff's penis size. Why does everyone get so upset at the sight of a penis? There's plenty of full frontal female nudity in films, but people only seem to get riled up at the sight of a man naked.

A naked American man stole my balloons.

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Damn, I'm going to have to watch this travesty of a movie again to catch that scene. It must have been sometime in the first half of the movie.

I remember thinking, when Mickey I guess was thinking about when he killed his stepmom, why in the hell am I watching this?

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Really, hung like a horse? I just watched the movie and I think hung like a pony describes him best.


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im not sure if his dick sucks or not..though it may well be large enuff to give it a decent shot..lol Actually for all the butt shots of Cuba Gooding..and the supposed myth of the Black man..interesting that Cuba didnt bare all for his art.

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maybe he feels hes more talented then dorf .dorfs large member is the only thing hes really got to offer he sucks as and actor .

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Actually, I don't find very many people upset by female nudity. It's just when they see *gasp* a penis that they get out the torches and pitchforks.


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MissChievous, That's because when we see a woman naked, its usually just breasts, not GENITAL nudity. There is a big difference between non-genital nudity and genital nudity. Breasts and buttocks are only non-genital nudity, so most people are unphased by that. Nobody complains about breasts (except insecure feminists) and you also never hear anybody complaining about men's bare butts. Nobody complained about the multiple shots of Cuba Gooding Jr.'s naked butt, so why should anyone ever complain about womens' breasts being shown either? People don't complain about NON-GENITAL nudity. So when a woman is topless, nobody complains, because it is non-genital nudity. Even when a woman is frontally nude, you CANNOT see her actual genitalia (which is the clitoris, labia, and anus) only her pubic hair, so most people won't complain about that either. But when a man is shown frontally nude, you see his pubic hair AND his FULL GENITAL NUDITY (penis and scrotum). In the scene with Stephen Dorff, you see EVERYTHING he has....his entire sex organ is on display. That would be equivelant to showing between a naked woman's legs, where her full vulva/clitoris is visible. But guess what? We NEVER get to see full female genitalia in any mainstream R-rated movie. Penises are shown, but the actual female genitalia (labia and clitoris) is NEVER shown!! THAT is the REAL double-standard! I'm sure if they showed a woman's actual pussy, there would be people who find that shocking and would complain about that too. For example, in the movie Basic Instinct, Sharon Stone showed a breif one-second flash of her vulva, and there were lots of women who complained about that! So your arguments have no merit whatsoever! You need to learn to compare apples to apples (genital nudity to genital nudity) MissCheivous. When Hollywood starts showing full female genitalia in R-rated mainstream movies as often as they show full male genitalia, only then will we have an equal situation, and I can guarantee you that there will be just as many feminists/insecure women complaining about it! There are already lots of crybaby women who complain about breasts being shown, and that is just NON-GENITAL nudity. I think its time for REAL equality when it comes to nudity in Hollywood movies. Hollywood should have to show a vagina/vulva/clitoris for every time they show a penis.

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BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO. Evolve, people I love a penis and vagina (who doesn't) but for goodness sake, the discourse is juvenile.

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LOL, me too damn he is hott! Have remembered that scene in some of my fantasies...

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I agree!! Dorff is incredibly attractive. I'm going to watch this movie now. Seen him butt naked in Riders but now full frontal!? I'm there!

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Just caught this on Showtime while channel surfing. I'm surprised Dorff did this scene. So I came here to read some of the comments. Regarding female frontal nudity in films. Sure, you see that more. But that only shows their pubic hair. Never their genitalia.

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I seem to recall an erect penis will get you an NC-17 everytime. Am I wrong? Maybe there's some arthouse film out there that got away with a shot of one, but what was it rated? If it went out with no rating, I suppose anything goes. I was watching part of this movie the other day, back to back with another Dorff vehicle, the pathetic DEN OF LIONS. I must say SHADOWBOXER struck me as a most weird movie. I agree with female viewers about the lack of male nudity in films. But I must remind them it is not the same showing a man's organ as we have never seen a woman's vagina in a mainstream movie. All we ever see is the mound. I suppose a flaccid penis once in awhile can't hurt. It was funny as hell seeing several dozen flaccid penises in EURO TRIP. At least we get to see actors' and actresses' backsides in equal numbers these days.

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Well, it's kinda hard to concentrate with people outside your door arguing.

Maybe that's why he reacted the way he did after he came out into the hallway.

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Agreed. All I have to say is between Cuba's ass and Dorf's Dick, I felt like I was watching a gay soft porn. This movie was a waste of my hour+, and I don't say that about many movies.

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a friend spent a week in philly working with the writer when he was trying to save his script from the director. the writer took his name off the pic. he thought it looked like gay porn too.

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Not to mention the guy getting a broken Pool cue shoved up his ass.......

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Gay porn? Seriously?

They were banging females.

I think your sexual insecurity is showing. ;)




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Well, I know that I if I were bangin' and someone made my penis soft I'd be pissed of too!

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Now that I think about, Dorff may have had an impotency problem because in the beginning there was the whole thing with his wife supposedly not 'getting enough dick' and he says something about not the dude guarding the door knowing not to talk when he's having sex.

So that might have something to do with limpness.

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Man, people could talk about dicks forever. It made sense to be semi erect because he was mad about people talking during his intercoursing, to the point where he started murdering people. And to the person that described that as 'hung like a horse', I hope you've had more experience with some bigger ones since 2007. As someone else mentioned, it's more like a pony. S.F.W.?

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