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I think that it was really funny when that girl slut pop stat started naming her favorite "old movies" like Grease 1 and Grease 2 and then Viola started attacking her. I had to pause it I was laughing so hard!





"Today for you. Tomorrow for me."

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Ruby!!!! Bring me the key. (With her teeth clenched)

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Best:

Ruby to Viola: "And take off that dress. You look like a damn peach cobbler."


Runners-Up:

Viola to Ruby: Let's go to the beach and drink lunch."

Viola: "Guess its just you and me now, Ruby."
Ruby: "Damn, who the hell did I kill in a previous life?"

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The end was my favourite part. Zero stars from me.

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The whole movie is hilarious. My favorite quotes are anything that Ruby says. But I love at the very end when she says to Viola "Get out of that damn dress. You look like a giant peach cobbler!" Love it. Just because of all of the peach dress drama throughout the movie.

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Mine is when Kevin's meddling ex-girlfriend tells Charlie that Kevin is gay.

Charlie: I used to have such good gaydar.


Then she downs the vodka martini she's holding.

http://www.gifsoup.com/view6/2405067/gyration-o.gif

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"And take off that damn dress. You look like a giant peach cobbler...you're making me hungry."

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Hahaha seriously! That stupid giggle the pop star gives before Viola let's out that scream that sounds something like..."DDDAAAAAAAAAAA!!". It just kills me every time.

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