When I mean "best" I just mean best quote. Not commercial like "I'm Rick James, bytch!!!"
I like "Get yo fat azz outta here, fo I cut some bacon off your back."
It was totally improv and Charlie Murphy was a genius for a split second.
Some mark-ass trick just stepped on my sneakers and poured Morton's salt all over me...
shareMaking the Band w/ Chappelle as P. Diddy
Diddy: How ya’ll gonna choke a legend? You don’t think I wanna choke people. You can’t just choke all your problems. It takes hard work. If I had my way I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all f***ing day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.