The things I learned watching Howl's Moving Castle...
Don't take short cuts! They're full of rapists, sleeping drunks, flamboyant magicians and creepizoid henchmen made of tar, and curiously nobody else!
If you're the least attractive member of your family, wear clothes as plain as possible in order to stay that way.
A magician who dresses impeccably and weeps when his good looks are "ruined" doesn't mind living in a house stacked to the ceiling with raw garbage!
A film made in Japan about people living in Middle Europe should have characters with British accents, Midwest US soldiers, a witch from California and a Fire Demon from Brooklyn.
If a 700 pound Mae West impersonator comes into your locked office, ask her how in the world she successfully got through the door! Then ask her how she unlocked it!