1 Along Came Polly
2 Duplex
3 My Boss' Daughter
4 Marci X
5 Titan AE
In all seriousness, I don't want to criticize "Along Came Polly" *that* bad. It had some funny moments. And if I had a choice of watching a movie like this or Ben Stiller in a drama, I'd choose something like this. But, I wasn't satisfied with how I felt leaving the theater. I think it was the writing. Oh well.
Beautiful Mind??? Talented Mr.Ripley??? im curious what kind of movies you do like. Beautiful mind is on my top five favorite movies.
1.Charlies Angels "full throttle"
2.Stark raving mad
3.T3
4.Mortal Kombat
5.Devils Pond
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Ha, Mortal Kombat? That is probably the best movie made on a video gameo. But I totally agree with Charlies Angels full throttle. It was so bad and so unrealistic.....no gravity, people dodging bulets and flying like superman and so on.
Hey you forgot 2 movies: "Freddy godfingered" and "Lobsterman from mars"!
1. Thirteen Ghosts
2. Soul Survivors
3. 8 Mile (I didn't even finish it, it was so bad)
4. Scary Movie 3 (All it was, was people getting injured and beat up)
5. Basketball Diaries
Let's see:
1. Royal Tenenbaums
2. Adaptation
3. Chicago
4. Sideways
5. Eternal Sunshine...
Oh wait, never mind, that is my list of five of the GREATEST movies from the past 5 years. You guys are absolute morons.
okay to be original and not keep repeatin what every1 has said..
1) autumn in new york(the previews showed the ONLY funny/interesting parts in the whole movie)
2) what women want (it started good, i liked the idea, but something went wrong, it got and stayed boring, almost walked out)
3) Seabiscuit (a lot of older ppl in this theatre.. but i must say it was hours too long, way too drawn out)
4) phone booth (couldnt even watch the whole thing, is that language really necessary? i go to h.s and dont hear it that bad.. every other word??)
How can you guys forget about The Cat in the Hat?
Or Honey? Stuck on You? Julien Donkey Boy, Gummo?
Da Hip Hop Witch? Boat Trip? The House of the Dead?
All wretched movies.
I think I must have some sort of problem, because every movie that I have ever seen, I liked. Even movies that I definitely should not have liked (according to everyone else). For example, I greatly enjoyed Gigli, Kate and Leopold, In The Cut, Rat Race, Charlies Angels 1 & 2! and also, My Boss' Daughter!!! Somedody tell me what's wrong with me!!
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Well, the way I see it, it can go both ways. You're either EXTREMELY open-minded or you have no discriminating taste. (Hey, I'm not trying to be insulting, just find this interesting!) Did you really not cringe at Jennifer Lopez saying "It's turkey time. Gobble gobble." in Gigli? Seriously?
Also, I'd recommend you watch a Mystery Science Theater interpretation of some bad movie like "Mitchell" or "The Atomic Brain" or "Sidehackers" and it may help you with your problem for those are truly awful movies and the MST3k boys will help you see the light with tons of humor! :) :) :) :) :)
i really enjoyed my bosses daughter too. but i got fired shortly after we broke up.
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teenage mutant ninja turtles movie
garfield 2
marci X
along came polly
stepford wives.
this is prison yo'
1) The Haunted Mansion (Eddie Murphy, whats wrong with you, choose movies properly!!!!!)
2) Chicago (endured through the whole movie, can't believe it won so many awards!!!)
3) Dumb & Dumberer (watched like 20 mins, closed, never to be seen!)
4) Anger Management (got nothing against Adam Sandler, in fact I really watched it because of him!)
5) Punch-Drunk-Love (same as above)
BTW, i saw The Hulk, Matrix 1,2,3.. Lion King, and let me tell you, they were fantastic movies! ..
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the Hours
million Dollar Hotel
fast and the furious
28 days later
In an effort to be original...
1. The Avengers (didn't make ANY sense)
2. When In Rome (worst mary kate and ashley movie EVER! usually theyre funny to laugh at, but this one was soo boring!)
3. The Santa Clause 2 (1st one is soo much better)
4. Bring It On Again (no, dont even try..lame comebacks like "dont get all up in my koolaid")
5. Peter Pan (wooden acting, they screwed up the story)
"She seems to be wearing some sort of yeti costume..."
--About A Boy
Scary movie 2/3 (The first was ORIGINAL and funny, but I think the third was the worst...what HAPPENED to Cindy?)
Anger Management (I had no wish to see it again)
How to lose a guy in 10 days(Kate was nice in it, and Matthew was cute, but the story SUCKED. Nothing against Alex and Emma.)
Sleepy Hollow(I would probably like it now. Since it's a Johnny movie and I was like, 8 when I saw this. But when I was 8 I got scared easily and hid myu head under the covers every night for about a year to ensure that the headless horseman wouldn't chop my head off.)
I'm a big baby about horror movies, I think I bring it too close to reality. So pretty much all horror movies.
With an N?
Daredevil
FearDotCom
My Boss' Daughter
Wild Wild West
Boogeyman
FAST AND FURIOUS!!!!!???
It's obvious you haven't seen the "To fast,to furious" or Tokyo drift
i mean PLEASE
28 days later(actually left early)
Dumb & Dumberer
25th Hour(I don't care who was in it, it sucked!!!
The Royal Tenewhatevers(If someone can explain to me what the hell it is about and why it should be funny I may rewatch)
Guilty By Association(plopped Freeman on the cover to get rentals but horrible movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The Full Monty was the biggest rip-off I ever saw. That movie sucked, hard. Polly was weak but Alec Baldwin was great.
sharejonny...the royal tenenbaums is solely a charachter study...either if you love it or hate it, the character development was done well
shareWhat about the Movies that never should have been made
Shakespeare in Love
The Hulk
Das Boot
Dragonfly
Signs
Planet of the Apes
Mars Attacks
Jason X
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Freddy Got Fingered
and I am sure there is a heap of others too
Did someone really say that they couldnt watch all of phone booth? what is it too long!!?? its like 80mins. and they crammed a lot of entertainment into that 80 mins. as for adaptaion, if u cant understand clever interlectual movies like that of course u wont want to see them so dont even bother in the future. just some friendly advise
anyways matrix reloaded (cos the matrix seemed so much cooler before it), adrenalin (beware it is the worst movie ever), streetfighter, along came polly (for obvious reasons), mortal kombat II (yes i loved the first one)
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WAY TO CONTRADICT YOURSELF PAL.
Here's some friendly advise: "Don't give friendly advice if you're going to shoot yourself in the foot".
You recommend that somebody should not watch clever intellectual movies that they won't understand, and yet you complain about how the matrix reloaded lowered the "coolness" of the original.
The matrix reloaded is probably one of the most complex, deep and thought provoking movies ever made, which is why half the dumbasses out there dislike it so much, they simply cannot comprehend such a deep film, nor can they find relevance within all of it's biblical and philosophical references.
Don't knock Reloaded, just because you don't have a clue.
Adaption and Phone booth were both good movies, but not exactly multi layered.
"You recommend that somebody should not watch clever intellectual movies that they won't understand, and yet you complain about how the matrix reloaded lowered the "coolness" of the original."
-If you enjoy movies on a more intellectual level, that doesn't mean you can't talk about "coolness" in a movie franchise. Fact is I love movies like Adaptation and such, yet I feel I could still say that the first Matrix is a great action flick, and the others had nothing in common with why many (including myself) liked the first one.
"The matrix reloaded is probably one of the most complex, deep and thought provoking movies ever made"
hahahahaha. Really? Ever Made? Dear lord, This makes me laugh. Wait... ... let's look at it again...
"The matrix reloaded is probably one of the most complex, deep and thought provoking movies ever made"
Read it out loud. It's funnier that way...
"The matrix reloaded is probably one of the most complex, deep and thought provoking movies ever made"
Das Boot..?? you are bashing the only german classic....you gotta leave the people something....while I am at it...it's funny how many movies are listed here as awful which I love...the ring, lion king (still the best disney film)...so on
I wish I had never see revolution it proofed that Pacino actually made bad movies....
But I am sooo glad someone mentioned The million dollar hotel...a friend forced me to watch this crap cuz he is a sucker for bono...but god the movie is awful I think I started drinking after 10 minutes...at the end half a bottle of vodka was gone and the movie still sucked.....
Rocky and Bullwinckel...I mean it was like watching Robert De Niro selling his dignity minute by minute...
Kung Pow...just crap
Scarface...I was soooo looking forward to see it...than I saw it, I loved it...but now I feel so empty...
Here's a few older ones:
1. Cabin Boy
2. Gymkata
3. From Beyond
Here's a couple that got critical acclaim but I thought were pretty tough to get through:
1. Out of Africa
2. Lost in Translation (it lost me)
3. Moulin Rouge
Gattica
Adaptation
Final Destination 2
Grease
Thirteen Ghosts -- This was seriously excruisating. I HATED this movie. It was so retarded.
The Sweetest Thing
The Jackal ( I thought it was going to be the Professional and I got them confused)
Say it Isn't So
About Schimdt
and... Ready to Wear, the only movie I've walked out on in a movie theather
Gymkata...chrissakes, I had forgoting all about that crap-bucket of a movie! or, wait, maybe I repressed the memory....now it is all coming back!!! "find a happy place, find a happy place" (as I curl in a fetal position in the corner).
Cuff, you get the award for the Worst Over-Looked Movie of all-time.
Must disagree with you on "Lost in Translation"
Well, you did see them. Live and learn, and don't piss about stuff.
Lily
First off there was a movie on tv i saw when i was like 8 years old, it was called the Peanut Butter Solution. *shudders* Horrible, horrible, horrible. The trauma still lingers...
The Thomas Crown Affair (the one with Pierce Brosnan) *yawn*
Point Break 2... oops, I mean The Fast and the Furious
Scary Movie (not funny, just gross, never wanted to see the sequels)
Austin Powers 2 (the first was funny, second was stupid, never saw third)
Little Nicky (just stupid, not funny)
The Green Mile (look, I liked this movie, I just wish I never saw the scene where the guy gets electrocuted wrong... it disturbed me waaay too much, I had to leave the room)
Lord of the Flies (Awful book, awful movie... sorry but stories about little kids killing each other is just wrong.)
A Clockwork Orange (I sat through the first 15 minutes and left the room, bad bad bad movie)
The Minus Man (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
and my friend wants me to add Cold Creek Manor (family problems with a murderer waiting in the background to kill them when they're done, snoozefest).
Sorry but this is such a fun category, especially for people who are fans of Mystery Science Theater 3000, some of the worst movies ever made can make an evening full of hilarity. Diabolik, Pumaman, and Cave Dwellers are some of my fav awful movies.
"A smoking section in a restauraunt is like having a peeing section in a pool"
- Dave Broadfoot
Let's see...I've seen a LOT of bad movies but in the past few years...
1. Phonebooth (confusing, and very very anti-climatic)
2. The Majestic (just--just don't try, Jim)
3. Angel Eyes (confusing)
4. The Tuxedo (Jackie Chan can do better than THAT!)
5. Slackers (you mean the filmmakers?)
6. Panic Room (more like the fall-asleep-in-the-theatre room)
7. Down to Earth (when you're a celebrity like Chris Rock, NOTHING is down to earth)
8. 2 Fast 2 Furious (liked the first one WAY better)
9. The Family Man (no, you're a businessman, get over it)
10. Keeping the Faith (this provoked me to crank up the volume to R.E.M.'s Losing My Religion)
AND I KNOW I'M GOING TO GET YELLED AT FOR THIS ONE, BUT
11. Pirates of the Carribean: the Curse of the Black Pearl (Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom has NO chemistry whatsoever, and Johnny Depp is better off as a Scissorman)
AND I KNOW I'M GOING TO GET YELLED AT FOR THIS ONE, BUT
11. Pirates of the Carribean: the Curse of the Black Pearl (Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom has NO chemistry whatsoever, and Johnny Depp is better off as a Scissorman)
well i will not yell at you but just give johnny depp a chance. He put some humour in the movie. Couldn't agree more concernig the other two, but separate they are great also (try to see pirates 2:dead man's chest)[and put in balance it is a DISNEY movie]
Fianlly! Someone hates Pirates of the Caribbean as much as I do!! I wish that movie had never been made, and I momentarily lost all faith in the Academy when it was Johnny Depp's first nominated role.
I don't have a very comprehensive list because I don't watch movies thatI think I won't like.
But, here's my list:
1) One Fine Day
2) Pirates of the Caribbean
3) Elizabethtown
4) Derailed
5) The Forgotten