1 Along Came Polly
2 Duplex
3 My Boss' Daughter
4 Marci X
5 Titan AE
In all seriousness, I don't want to criticize "Along Came Polly" *that* bad. It had some funny moments. And if I had a choice of watching a movie like this or Ben Stiller in a drama, I'd choose something like this. But, I wasn't satisfied with how I felt leaving the theater. I think it was the writing. Oh well.
I also Wish I Hadn't Seen:
"Rollerball"
"Jeepers Creepers"
"Jeepers Creepers 2"
"Senseless"
"Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron"
"I Spy"
"The Hulk"
"The Ring"
"Chicago"
"Darkness Falls"
"Adaptation"
"A View From the Top"
"Wes Craven Presents: They"
"FearDotCom"
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u agree with all except The Ring and Chicago
Wherever. Whatever. Have a nice day.
i have to agree with every movie on your list (that i have seen). but i have to ask...why did you see jeepers creepers 2 after having seen the first?
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shareI totally agree with Chicago... that movie sucked!!!!! and Spirit, really boring...
View from the top was pretty good
"Were really bad eggs, Drink up me hearties YO HO!" ~POtC
I haven't seen the "Jeepers Creepers" movies or "Rollerball", but I agree on the others except for "The Ring" which was quite good, and "Adaptation" which is a great movie.
shareI don't understand why you all dislike 'Along Came Polly' so much. I think it's one of the funniest romantic comedies. I mean Hank Azaria and PSH were hilarious, Baldwin was funny aswell, and Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston weren't that bad either. I mean have you seen those terrible other romantic comedies with Jennifer, like The 'Object of my Affection' or 'Picture Perfect'.
This one has some classic moments of comedy:
"You want scuba?"
"Let it rain!"
>I don't understand why you all dislike 'Along Came Polly' so much.
For me it is because of all the crotch/toilet humour.
To Mike:C19
If you wished you never saw Jeepers Creepers, why did you see the sequel? I saw a few movies I don't like, and I'm sure the sequels can't be much better.
jeepers creepers 2 was actually better at times. and i liked the first one just fine.
the ring did suck.
movies i wish i'd never seen:
jason x
freddy vs. jason
drowning mona
envy
that one with johnny knoxville where they kill him (see, the title isn't even worth remembering)
the ring
dude, where's my car
and there's more, they're just not coming to mind.
ben stiller's just not good anymore. he's always the exact same guy in all his roles.
This post has brought to my attention that you people need to screen the flicks you're seeing :)
"We are actors. We are the opposite of people"
Seems theres a pattern in those movies... Wet your bed much? :D
sharejumper
from justin to kelly
the pink panther 2006
who your caddy
little man
why on earth would you have gone on to watch jeepers creepers 2 after seeing how bad the first one was?! are you a secret sadist or something?
i quite liked adaptation but fully agree with your other choices by the way...
So basically u don't like any horror movies? those are the best! all the ones on your list rock!
"Pay attention to the little stuff in life."
HOW COULD U NOT LIKE CHICAGO????
my list
Meet the fockers
Harry Potter the 3rd one
shark tail
50 first dates
The notebook
open water
MEET THE FOCKERS WAS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES IVE EVER SEEN! SO I DONT KNOW WHY YOUR SUCH A JACK@SS AND SAY IT SUCKS!
mine would be:
9)darkness falls
8)darkness
7) the cell
6)pokemon(OH,PLEASE!)
5)the stepford wives
4)planet of the apes
3)taking lives
2)bend it like beckham
1)CLUB DREAD!
my favourites are:
5)the incredibles
4)finding nemo
3)dawn of the dead
2)dodgeball
1)NAPOLEON DYNAMITE,GOSH!
AND MANY MORE!
Meet the Fockers SUUUUUUUCKED.
shareThe third harry potter was, by far, the best.
Must agree with "the notebook". Had to sit through it on the plane.
ta ta
Are you saying The Ring is cr*p?
Can't agree!
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I agree. Every1 told me the ring was freaky but i cant believ i wasted like 1 whole hour and more on it, Darkness Falls I can barely remember but it cudnt av been that good as I wud remember it but jeepers creepers wud av been ok if it wernt 4 d guy turnin in2 a flipin teradactal fing, wot was all dat bout!?!
shareIf you wish you hadn't seen "Jeepers Creepers", then why did you go back for seconds??? It's folks like you who keep stupid movies and moviemakers in business....
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Adaptation? Really? I thought that movie was great.
sharewhy would you see jeepers creepers 2 after jeepers creepers?
shareSo you watched Jeepers Creepers and then wished you hadn't seen it, then you watched the sequel?
I honestly can't think of a single movie that I wish I had never seen. I can't even begin to imagine what it must feel like to regret watching a movie so much. Unless it is seriously sick and disturbing and messes you up and drives you insane. Maybe Along Came Polly did that to you.
I´m totally with you...No matter how bad a movie is, I never regret having watched it...otherwise I could not know by myself how bad/good it is...I watched "The Devil´s Tomb" last night and definetely will never watch it again or recommend it to no one I aprecciate, but I watched it, didn´t like it and move on to a next movie.
shareOk...Jeepers Creepers I'll give you...but why did you watch Jeepers Creepers II if you wished you hadn't seen the first one? Were you thinking it was going to be better this time and were like "Do'h, they got me again!"
lol
I really like Jeepers Creepers 1&2 as well as The Ring. My five are:
1) The Awakening(2010)
2) Disaster Movie and Epic Movie
3) Wes Craven's They
4) Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
5) AVH: Alien vs Hunter
Matrix Reloaded
Monster Dog
The Lion King (bad musicals, good animation, ok plot, weak ending)
Prince Of Darkness
Dolemite (can't remember which one.... worst acting ever...looked like the actors were reading off of cards.)
"When I get some money, I kiss it's green skin..."
The Swans
"And if I had a choice of watching a movie like this or Ben Stiller in a drama"
Check out Perminant Midnight, great Stiller drama.
1. State Property
2. Gone on 60 Seconds
3. Anything with Vin Diesle
4. American Werewolf in Paris
5. Riding in Cars with Boys
How can we expect anyone to listen if we are using the same old voice? We need a new noise.
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The problem with Pitch Black is that it is really just a modernized version of The Poseidon Adventure and no where near as good. After seeing Gene Hackman in this film, Vin Diesel pales by comparison
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I forgot about Saving Private Ryan. I hope it works out for you, hooking up with Vin and all.
How can we expect anyone to listen if we are using the same old voice? We need a new noise.
gone in 60 senconds? you must be kidding. see it again man!!! that's the best in racing ever. have story. dialog good "i have to do some bad things to help him, mom" "just do what it takes!!!". that's from the mother tell him to go away so his brother can grow up to be a good man. anyway tell me what's better? i will consider my opinion again after see those movies.
agree with the rest.
" 3. Anything with Vin Diesle "
Does that include "Saving private ryan" then?
"I'll be your huckelberry"
Whats wrong with riding in cars with boys!??
share1. Spice World
2. Glitter
3. Anything directed by Uwe Boll
5. Spiderman 3
6. Epic Movie
7. Are we there yet?
8. The Cookout
9. Beauty Shop
10. Anything with J.lo in it ( why does she always get cast as the stereotype?)
11. The Matrix Revolutions
Have you seen The Cell or Out of Sight? I think Lopez is quite good in those.
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The Exorcist
Natural Born Killers
Scary Movie 2
Prelude to a Kiss
Autumn in New York
The Musketeer
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ok it's not going to be just 5 movies but rather blocks of movies and in no particular order.
1) anything with ben stiller (why does this sorry excuse for a clown keep playing the same stupid parts doing the same stupid gags in repeats of the same stupid movies.)
2) anything with mike meyers (the idiot from austin powers not the idiot from halloween -- at least the halloween movies are a good excuse to eat popcorn in a dark room)
3) anything with renee zellwigger (this ditz gives blondes a bad name)
4) anything with ice cube, cedric the "entertainer" and any of those other hip hop/rap talentless jerks.)
5) anything with madonna (just looking at her makes me feel like i've caught a veneral disease.)
dishonorable mention) steven seagal (need i say more?)
This is a cool topic!!
In the last 12 months:
1. Punch Drunk Love
2. Bruce Almighty
3. I Spy
4. Royal Tenebaums [on video]
5. Gettin' Square
[although David Wenham was fantastic]
And I also want to mention that I thik Ben Stiller is shithouse in everything I've seen him in. He almost ruined Mystery Men! Him & Eddie Izzard should've switched roles!
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Punch Drunk Love? ... As in, PUNCH DRUNK LOVE!!! Are you MAD?!!! Please: Re-watch it! Give it another chance!
Donal-McG on Ben Stiller: "He almost ruined Mystery Men!" Whew, there for a second I thought you were actually being serious. Mystery Men was ruined from "action." It was a case of decent actors (Frank Azaria, Ben Stiller, William H. Macy) making a collectively horrible career mistake. Anyway I must provide my top 5 worst of all time. And the survey says....
1. Battlefield Earth
2. Charlie's Angels
3. Underworld
4. The Postman
5. Moonraker
There you go..
what? Moonraker?? one of the best movies ever...couldn't agree more on battlefield earth (who said planet of the apes?) and the postman..shitty movies
share1. Battlefield Earth
2. The Postman
3. Sweet Home Alabama
4. Slap her she's French!
5. Manos, the hands of fate (whatched it out of couriosity)
ALMOST ruined mystery men hehehe you did see the movie right. i rank mystery men my 6th place finisher :)
shareBEST movies EVER:
1. zoolander
2. startsky and hutch
3. meet the parents
4. dodgeball
5. duplex
Anything starring Ben Stiller, Dane Cook, Martin Lawrence, The Wayans Brothers, Tom Green, Larry the Cable Guy, D.L. Hughley, Steve-O, or anybody from Broken Lizard automatically sucks and is blacklisted from my movie queue.
"This is America, and you've got the right to hate who you want, so lets start bustin heads!!!"
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I tried to limit it to 5 but couldn't so here is my list in no particular order:
The Animal
Bad Santa
Wet Hot American Summer
Rules of Attraction
Home Alone 3
Pootie Tang
Sorority Boys
Never Been Kissed
Mr.Magoo
Police Academy (All)
1. A Beautiful Mind (Remind me to never watch another Russell Crowe movie ever again).
2. Hulk (I fell asleep in the theater watching this)
3. Dumb & Dumberer (The title says it all)
4. A Knight's Tale (What the hell was this supposed to be?)
5. 28 Days Later (That's how long it seemed like the movie lasted)
disagree with you on Knight's tales. it got story and ok to watch. not see dumb but maybe not forever based on your advise. agree with the rest.
shareThe Hours (disturbed me),Crossroads(s 2 the t 2 the u 2 the pid),The Hulk(the point please?),ummm Tarzan and Jane (the sequel,not the original)and Big Fish (good movie,but it hit a little too close to home for me)
When life hands you lemons ask for tequila and salt.
1. How to lose a guy in ten days
2. About Schmidt
3. Texas Chainsaw masacre (the new one)
4. The Hulk (sorry for lack of originality on this one, but it was crap).
5. X-Files movie
Usually i'm pretty Causious about seeing a movie. If it looks bad...i really dont see it unless people tell me to go see it. other then that, I have pretty good judgement....but on these instances....haha....lets just say i scre*ed myself
1. The Royal Tentaballs
2. Dear God (just couldnt get into it)
3. The Fifth Element
~"No Man is a Failure who has Friends"~
please tell me seriously whatelse you hate cause those all my favourites. no offence at all. everyone has their own taste. thanks in advance for reply
share1. Mixed Nuts
2. Spiderman
3. Passenger 57
4. Speed 2 (although I did "enjoy" watching that in the sense that I was laughing my butt off the whole second half of the movie. Too bad it wasn't marketed as a comedy...)
5. Shallow Hal (love Jack Black and Jason Alexander, enjoy most Farrelly brothers movies, but this one was just plain annoying)
1.Zoolander (one of Stiller's worst movies ever i like stiller but he's corny in this one)
2.American Wedding (please hollywood no more teen movies like this)
3.Freddy v.s Jason (the old classic movies was way better)
4.K19 with Harrison Ford (i will never watch another Harrison Ford movie again)
5.The Ring (no comment basic shyty horror movie)
you are weird guys adaptation and the lion king ! you are really weird
shareI can't express myself enough but I thought the WORST movie was DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!
1. DROG DEAD GORGEOUS (bad plot, not even funny, ending was dumb, Denise Richards looks like trash as a blonde even though she wasn't a blonde in the movie).
2. Eight Crazy Nights
I don't really remember anything else as of right now... I'll add more later...
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Ok, what is up with yall watching the sequel to the movie you wish you've never seen? whatz up wit dat?!
Err....I'm sure that Ben Stiller intended his Zoolander to be 'Corny'; thats the joke!
shareBIG FISH are u crazy?!?!? that is my favourite movie ever it was totally excellent!!!
share1. Dr. T and thde women
2. Club Dredd
3. The Last Dragon
4. Lord of the Rings
4. Wedding Planner
I Spy was great and all Sinbad movies are kickass
Cherokee Kid, Necessary Roughness, House Guest, and Good Burgur
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1) Titanic
2) Saving Private Ryan (it was good, but man was I depressed--call me a wuss)
3) Old School
4) The English Patient
5) The Postman
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what i find really weird is that Ben Stiller is probably one of the worst actors i have ever seen. i have never found any of his movies even close to funny and he is one of the ugliest things on the face of the earth, but he continues to make movie after movie with beautiful women.
shareno offense meant, but do you dislike jews in general?
shareSerial Mom?! All of John Waters films are great, especially Serial Mom (And Hairspray)
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