How many people have ever 'Sharted'

Many times. Anyone who hasn't is lying.

like two weeks ago in Target.

I did once, luckily I was in the bathroom though. I hadn't dropped my pants yet and was rushing to the stall...I didn't make it :/

I sharted in grade school. I was sick so it was all mucusy and *beep* I was too embarassed to tell anyone so I just sat in my mucusy shart poop until I was able to get to the bathroom and throw my underwear out. It was *beep* disgusting.