How many people have ever 'Sharted'

Ha, obviously I did!

And every goddam person on this planet did.
And I gladly admit, because the disgusting acting of PSH deserves the truth.

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A lot of people have, it's just that no one will ever admit it. Except for me. I've definitely sharted.

The line begins to blur

I shart everyday. I love the feel of sh!t between my cheeks.

Two types of people in this world, those who have sharted and those who lie about it.

I've actually never sharted. I've done worse...full on crapped my pants lol.

So one day my dad calls me up on the phone and he is going on and on about my mom's car and how she needs to check the oil..and the tire pressure and how she needs to make use of her warranties and I am nodding off to sleep when ALL OF A SUDDEN he yells...."GODDAMMN IT...GODDAMNIT..SUNUVABICH...GODDAMMIT...I don't mean to gross you out..but goddammit..I just went to fart and I just *beep* my pants....goddammit!!!!.....(silence...he then continued in boring voice)..."so anyways Joni....you need to tell your mother..she needs to..." I did not hear the rest..them an was sitting in his *beep* panties droning on and on.....

You pipple mek my ass twitch

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