Things We Learned From Battle Royale II
1) You can send one guy to randomly record people on the street and pass it off as a fond memory.
2) Everyone has to say a long, drawn out, and altogether boring speech before they die.
3) All guerrillas have a pristine piano in their hideout.
4) It's easier to make an elaborate scheme to take out a terrorist leader than it is to firebomb his complex.
5) If you pee your pants in the middle of battle, it won't leave any stains.
6) 11 teenagers with no combat experience can turn the tide of a terrorist battle against a special forces unit, and consequently require emergency assistance.
7) Soldiers always stop fighting and even remain wholly absent when the students' teacher has a confrontation with them.