Holy Crap!


This is the worst film I have ever seen, I can't believe I wasted a whole 85 minutes of my life watching this. I want those minutes back. I would rather eat glass and drink fire than watch this film again. I don't want to live anymore.

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AHAHAHAHA

OMG, i think i love you

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wtf u r one weird person!
well gd movie so go *beep* ur mum!

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took the words right out of my mouth. the acting was terrible. jonathan lipniki always acts the same in movies. people said this movie made them cry. i beg to differ.

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Exactly right. Worst movie ever. I don't understand why I even watched the whole thing. It must be like a terrible car wreck you just can't look away from.

If anyone cried from this film, it was because of how terrible it was.

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Don't blame this movie for your deep, dark suicidal feelings. nobody forced you to watch the whole 85 minutes, i'll make a bet that as corny as this movie is there was something that kept drawing you to watch & watch & watch...maybe its because you want to kill yourself and you needed to watch a made for kids movie as motivation. Don't be a Sally, just do it, take that last step off that 17th floor edge... your name should be Brainless McFarthead..

I don't know what movie you were looking at but this one was goood, no, classic, no, inspirational... made me wanna get baptized, circumcised bar mitzvacised, cruxifised... the whole works...

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I totally agree. Sucky film with bad kid-acting. And how does the kid drive the big pickup truck without special extenders for his feet to reach? And why does the pickup get stuck on the railway tracks? The fat kid is like only 200 lbs and a truck meant for heavy hauling can't get across a set of one inch high tracks? There is more bad acting and stupidity in this film than most, and throw in a death just for the component of trying to suck tears from eyes like an enema. This movie is so pretentious and just plain bad bad bad...you will need plenty of strong lager to comfort you after this disaster.

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Zachary is actually 643 pounds in the book

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I don't want to live anymore.

Then by all means -- don't.

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This film is horrible, but Vampires Suck is much worse!

Im 13 and I can hate movies. Deal with it!
I am the self declared Destroyer of Jokes!

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