Other really awful animated movie ideas
"Dante's Inferno: The Animated Musical!"
What else?
The REAL Legend of the Titanic..... (A sequel to this movie.)
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Schindler's List: The Animated Musical. A tender heart warming story for the whole family. It includes a scat singing German shepherd.
Saving Private Ryan: The Musical!
The D-Day Invasion: The Legend Continues.
Clockwork Orange: The Animated Musical. Open your child's eyes to a whole new world of wonder and enchantment!'
Saw: The Musical.
Blood Diamond:The Musical. Features the Jennifer Connelley character singing (Blood) Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend."
Cannibal Apocalypse - The Animated Hip Hop Opera!
Sincerely, yahmez the mad.
Pixar proudly presents: Human fun-tipede.
Birth of a nation- the animated musical.
Mein Kampf- the anime version.
Albert Fish: The Legend Goes On...
Hotel Rwanda the Animated Musical. Oh, and there would be a gorilla that sings bluegrass tunes.
"One person's craziness is another person's reality."
~ Tim Burton
Czech Republican Animation Studio presents: My Dinner with Andre 2: The Conversation Goes On... and On ... and ON...
Otterprods, to keep those aquatic Mustelidae in line.
Walt Disney Pictures proudly presents, an animated film worthy of the to be in ranking of The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Fantasia, and Pinocchio. That film is.....
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Music and Lyrics by Alan Menken and Tim Rice
Directed by Ron Clements and Kirk Wise
Starring:
Miley Cyrus as the voice of the poor Texan Princess whose carriage took a wrong turn.
Jeremy Irons as the sinister, but loveable Leatherhead
Leatherhead's singing voice will be done by Clay Aiken
Danny Devito as the voice of the Texan Princess's magical pet pony Connor
An American Tail: Columbine Massacre
"You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel."
Disney or Don Bluth presents Anne Frank
A heartwarming story of love and imagination.
Starring Miley Cyrus as the plucky heroine of our story who realizes that imagination can improve life stuck in an attic.
and Joe Jonas as the lovable Nazi who desires to be a chimney sweep.
Robin Williams as the talking cat who convinces Anne to write a Diaty
And Jeremy Irons as Hitler, the main villain.
With Academy Award nominated music by Alan Menken and Stephen Schwartz
Songs like:
Locked in the Attic - the Family
I'm Going to Sit Down and Write Myself a Diary- Anne
Kitty Dreams- Whiskers
Filthy Jewish Souls- Hitler
Time to Escape (Auschwitz)- Company
...I am so going to Hell. I'm freakin' Jewish.
Katniss: the Girl on Fire + Peeta: the Boy with Bread = TOAST!!!!!
Am I the only one who really wants to see Saw: The Musical? They've done everything else, why not that. They could even get some of the Glee kids to star. Who wouldn't want to see that?
shareWhy not? There's already a stage adaptation, Evil Dead:The Musical.Not only did I see it,I bought the t-shirt. Also,there's the classic Little Shop Of Horrors musical remake,Michael Jackson's Thriller video and Cronenberg's The Fly was turned into an Opera.Not to mention Mel Brooks's Springtime for Hitler. Seriously,when I came across Titanic the Legend Goes On in my local library,the original cover was gone and someone had replaced it with a puke-green cover with the title Titanic-The Animated Musical With Guaranteed Happy Ending. who could resist a title like THAT?
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