Petition for Shark Attack 4: Sharks in Space - Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2003) Discussion

[–] kkhsiivonen 14 years ago

Dracula, Jason and Emmanuelle are already there but it's a huge Universe, so I guess there's still some room for a really big shark. I'm signing it.

Actually I have a better idea. Send me some money and I'll make the movie. I suppose license for the name can't cost that much. On the plus side, I've never one a feature film, so it'll as good as other parts in the series :-)

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[–] m_chubbs 14 years ago

Shark Attack 11: Shock Shark

Lab scientists trying to create a super weapon mixing the DNA of a Megaladon with an Electric Eel suceed with Shock Shark. The super shark then proves it's true strength when it absorbs the electricity from the facility. It then breaks free of it's prison and goes on a rampage, wipeing out major cities like New York and San Fransico with fiere eliectric storms. It's up to a Marine Biologist and his new Enviromentalist friend to stop the shark from creating a super storm that could flood the world. Then a new problem arises, the shark breeds A Sexually...

Guinea Pigs :-)

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[–] Kammurabi 14 years ago

Shark Attack 12: The Wrath of the Shark God
After the events of the previous 11 films, the Shark God has been summoned and appears in the heavens and begins to eat the planet earth.
Luckily for humans, the Shark God is so massive and incredible that it does not fully exist in our time/space continuum and actually lives between them. So it moves verrrrry slooooowly.
To combat this, the Shark God sends out Shark Attack Jets from its 50,000 mile wide mouth. These Shark Attack Jets are actually large robotic Great White Sharks with wings and they attack all the major cities. The humans have to unite and organize a defense strategy to take out the shark attack jets and then to lay siege against the Shark God itself. How will it end? Will we survive?

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[–] m_chubbs 14 years ago

You sir, are a true writer for Sy-Fy

Guinea Pigs :-)

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[–] ryannias 13 years ago

Shark Attack the 13th.

A disgruntled White Pointer returns from the dead and stalks a group of bubble headed co-eds holidaying at a beach side caravan park.

"When There Is No More Room In Hell, The Dead, Will Walk The Earth."

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[–] SteveResin 13 years ago

Shark Attack 14: The Sharkacist

A young girl is possessed by the spirit of Jaws, and spends her days in the bath eating tuna and projectile-vomiting licence plates and garbage cans at her family until the day she is finally saved by two marine biologists armed with a harpoon and a large net.

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The memories of a man in his old age are the deeds of a man in his prime

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[–] fastdontlie 13 years ago

Shark Attack 15: 127 Hours

-A Ferocious Shark becomes trapped under a boulder while canyoneering alone near Moab, Utah and resorts to desperate measures in order to survive.

SPOILERS:

1.The Shark will only have 1 bottle of water for the whole 127 hours while being trapped.
2. The Shark's Fin will be cut in the Movie(the key to free itself).

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[–] TheSonomaDude 13 years ago

Shark Attack 16: Jungle Shark!

A team of mercenaries (played by Sly Stallone, Dolph Ludgren, Arnold Swrazenneger, Jackie Chan, Danny Trejo, and Bruce Campbell) go to the Canadian Rainforest to fight the Nazis! But when all seems good...they come across....JUNGLE SHARK!!!!! A shark that swings from the vines and kills people!!! Coming soon to all theaters this summer.

Shark Attack 17: Presidents Day

The Megalodon decides to stop killing people and decides to take a life in the political run. After becoming governor of Ohio and Alaska, the shark decides its time to run for president and recreats the Whig party. But when he starts getting all the votes from the electorial college, the Rebuplicans and Democrats try and fight back...with lazers, swords, shotguns, fishing nets, Kung-fu, and pizza cutters!!! The Rebuplicans are played by Arnold Swrachzenneger, C. Thomas Howell, pissed off Danny Trejo, George W. Bush, Bob the Builder, and Fonze from Happy Days. The Democrats are played by Obama, Chuck Norris, Shaq, John F. Kennedy, Spongebob Squarpants, and Bob Saget's character from Full House. The shark must resurrect Andrew Jackson and Martin Luther King jr to kick the White House's ass!!!

Shark Attack 18: A Nightmare on Shark Street

After being the lone surviver of the Megalodon shark attack, a teen heads home to get some sleep. But in his dream, he is killed by the shark, but then...IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS!!! A shark killed him in his sleep! All of his teen friends also begin having strange dreams which have the giant shark in it. They realize if the shark kills them in the dream, the shark kills them in real life!!! So they team up with the stars of Shark Attack 3 to kill for this new form of EVILL!!!

Shark Attack 19: District Shark

A man in Africa tries to persuade several sharks to move to a better and safer place, but the sharks refuse. But when he gets sprayed with shark jizz, he realizes he is slowly transforming into a shark! So he goes to a sharks house and finds a shark named Bill Smith, who can help him with his problem. But the BIG BAD GOVERNMENT tries to kill the kidnap the man so they can use SHARK POWER! So the man and Bill go to the shark mafia to help get some supplies, like a Shark-Suit. Then they go kick the government's ass as they try to find a cure!

Shark Attack 2000

A rip-off of Godzilla 2000, but now with the Jonas Brothers, the cast of Lipstick Jungle, the Twilight cast, the Teletubies and Barney the Dinosaur, and Lawrence Fishbourne, Roger Ebert and Jim Carrey on crack with automatic shotguns. Get ready to CRUMBLE!!!

Shark Attack 21: Megalodon vs. Goobersaurus Rex

{fill in the plot for this one!}

I have El Sonoma del Torra de Fiero Syndrome. Be happy you don't. Trust me.

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[–] GodzillaRAWRRR 12 years ago

OMG there totally needs to be a movie with Sharks in space, I looked and I can't find any. They should try to get John Barrowman in it to, cause how awesome would that be :D

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