Best JFK quote?


My favorite is definitely, "Hey, could you keep it down over there? Some of us are trying to nail Catherine the Great! Or should I say...Catherine the So So!"

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"I just killed my dead best friend!" or something along those lines...

JFK seriously had some of the best lines in the entire show. I also happen to like when he fights with himself in the mirror...and this "Hark! That sounds like the gentle knock of a vulnerable teenage girl! (opens the window to see Joan) Allow me to dry you off...with my PANTS!"

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"Hark! I just heard a word that starts with an 'S', ends with an 'S', and has a 'lut' inside... A 'lut' of me!"

~H.I.M.~

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I'm not sure if this was in an episode (haven't yet got the DVD set), but there was behind-the-scenes footage of a recording session. This line kills me:

"Storm's a brewin'. I must warn the others...that a wet t-shirt contest is imminent!"

Also, "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!" is a classic.

------Jesus loves you, but only as a friend.------

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There are two amazing JFK quotes that don't even compare with the rest


1. "I Killed mario.....I'M KILLING EVERYBODY!!!!"

2." This punch is amazing!!!"

"Be the change you wish to see in the world."

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"I thought he was a macho, womanizing stud who conquered the MOON!"

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"Did you just tell me to shut up?!"

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FOR, SUPPER, I er ah WANT THE PARTY PLATTER!!

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