Wouldn't it be scary of VeggieTalesGirl were real?

In the archived messages for this movie, there is a post by "VeggieTalesGirl". Please--God let this be some lonely old studio exec's grandfather who gets paid to pretend to be a fictional overly bubblegum Christian teenage girl. Because if theres really a person behind that name that actually is that excited about this film, I think that it's time for humanity to die.

"Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last f------ thing you need is another cup of coffee."