Funniest Moment?


Think about some of the things from this show that you thought we're the funniest...
One of my favorites is at the very end during his "One more thing he has to do". I don't remember the city, but he went to make the first cup of coffee of the day. After making it he looked in the camera and said something like, "What? Not funny enough?" Then he picked up a huge inflatable coffee cup and said, "How about now? It's really big. See it?" Not sure why but I've always thought that's hilarious. The Pickle Promenade is funny too. All around, this is a hilarious show.

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In one of the New York City episodes, there is a homeless guy with a sign that reads, "Tell me off for $1." Dave shouts random crap at him like, "Remember when we went to the beach? You told me to wear a speedo! You said it would be funny! Well, no one was laughing! I want out of this relationship!" The homeless guy was just nodding as Dave went nuts. It was hilarious.

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In the home coming episode Dave went back to his old New York neighborhood and briefly visited with his mother.

Everytime Dave tried to leave she found some excuse to keep him a little bit longer. Finally, the camera was walking down the hallway, approaching the door wear some strnge water sloshing was going on. Once the door opened you see Dave being bathed by his mother!

Absolutely hilarious!



Today's Mission ...FAILED!

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I have absolutely no idea what city this was in, but Dave said...

F*ck a baby, F*ck a monkey, F*ck a baby monkey!


Don't know why it makes me laugh, but i think it is hilarious. I'm laughing right now just thinking about it!

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right now the one where hes in houston texas is on and theres a dog walking around on table and he just laugh and goes "THERES DOGS ON THE TABLES! HA HA HA HA HA!"

"I said godDAMN! Goddamn!"
Mia Wallace, Pulp Fiction

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My favorites were when he went to the S&M club, the porno store, and the naked Kareoke with old people.

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I loved it when he was shooting nutrias in those swamps with those guys. And when he was in portland : ) . I am in portland and love it hehe

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Chicago - The Wiener Circle

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Hahahaha yeah I loved that one! I forgot all about it!!!

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When Dave visited the 24 hour adult book store and he's looking at the porno DVDs. "Hey, I think I took her to the prom. You said you'd wait!"

Also when he's at the frat party in Boston, I think, and he takes a picture of those girls flashing their boobs. "Well...what did you think was gonna happen, we were gonna solve a murder?"

Attell is the man.

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I want this show to come back!!!

"We're gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and head-butt some goddamn kangaroos."

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The West Virginia episode was in Charleston, the capital of one of the worst states in the union. That's why it's my favorite episode. There's not much going on, yet they found funny stuff to put on. I also know a guy that was at one of the bars in that episode.

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Mine is in New Orleans (well theres two parts)

One is where this guy is talking about his divorce and Attell says "hey its good place to forget right" and then the guy says "actually you wanna remember, you wanna remember the good times" then Attell hilariously says "this aint *beep* Oprah"

the other is when he is pissin outside a house and says "Real World house ofNew Orleans, now I've hit them all!"

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one of my many favorite parts is when they're skiing (Vermont maybe?) and they go into the little bar there. Dave's like, 'oh yeah, this was a good i dea, this place is hoping' then he just turns and and shouts 'What is this a F'ing BANK!'

best part ever.

also, i have no clue what episode it is because it's not on the dvd's, but he goes to some sort of factory where some old man is working and he asks the dude his name, he says it (i don't remember what it is), but right away Dave's just like, 'What's that? Pappy?' completely dead-panned, glorious.

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New Orleans with Ellis the night watchman whos job was to keep the streets water-free... Dave: So what do you do around here to keep from being bored? Ellis: I look at the TV. Watch some movies. Musicals, MAANsaw movies or whatEVAH. I wonder how that guy turned out during Katrina...

Montreal ice fishing with Gee. Dave smashes the ice to get to the fish with his beer bottle, Gee replies, "Thank you, beer."

Chicago, Weiner's Circle -- "Get that dick off your breath."

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