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Chuckle- The Holiday Away

Paul & Barry Are looking At All The Holiday Books, Looking For A March Holiday, On The Table In There Alockment With Pouring Down Rain.

Paul: "I Don't Know, I Wan't To Go To Canada To Go Sking".
Barry: "But It Is Too Exspencive, What About Skegness".
Paul: "But We've Been Going There For Last Three Years, Wait A Sec There Half Price Holiday To Newquay, A Free Coach Journey At 1am, A Very Clean Caravan Was £180 Now £70, No That His A Con Really It Was Cost Us £50.
Barry: "What About Bognor".
Paul: "What!!, £118 Plus Bus Coach £30, No".
Barry: "Hey, Bridlington, Hotel Just £179".

Thye Both Say "No".

Paul: "Hey There His Portsmouth, A Very Historic Places Just £10 Coach Fare, First Class Hotel Just £72".
Barry: "No, We Have Already Been There".
Paul: "When?".
Barry: "When Took There To Find His Flower".
Paul: "Oh Yeh".
Barry: "Well I'd Better Get Back To Work".

Barry Gets Bus Clothers Uniform For Conting

Barry: "See You Paul, What A About Southend".

Paul Skips To The Page Where It Says Southend

Barry Leaves

Paul: "Right Half Price Sale, Free Coach Fare Just £45 For 2 People For Hotel, Bus Leave At 10am In The Morning. Right I Did Promise Barry A Holiday, I've Got £20, But Barry Has Got £25 In His Wallet.

Then Paul Heads To The Coach Booking Office To Buck The Holiday, He Comes Out With The Tickets For Two More Days.

Later Barry Comes Back From Work

& He Sees The Ticket On The Table

Barry: "You Got The Tickets Paul".
Paul: "Yes £45 In Sunny Southend".
Barry: "Except In England It Is Pouring Down With Rain".
Paul: "Right We Must Get Some Spending Money For They Holiday Now I Got £10 Out My Bank *beep*
Barry: "Well I Thought I Had £25 In My Wallet, All Ive Got Now His £5 From That Man Gave Me A Tip".

Paul Takes It Of Him & Puts It On The Table, 2 Days Later Paul & Barry Get Up At 7am To Get Ready For Southend

Paul Comes Out It Is Room With A Very Heavy Suitcase, & Barry With A Light Suitcase.

Paul: "Wright There His A Bus Coming At 9am Right You Will Carry The Tickets & They The Suitcase.

Later Paul & Barry Arrive On The Coahc & Then Coach Leaves Rotherham Bustation For Southend

Chuckle-Home At Last

After The Weekend Holiday At Southend Paul & Barry Go Back To There Alockment Shed, The Sence Starts As Barry & Paul Come Into There Home With There Stuff.
& They Sit On Chair

Barry: "What A Fantastic Holiday".
Paul: "Ye'h It Is Before Christmas Holiday, Now Barry What Stuff Have You Bought For Christmas".
Barry: "We'll I Brought Some French Wine, Dan A Toy Dolphin That Says Southend, Essex. Oh & Gran & Nice Bottle Of Whiskey".
Paul: "Hey Only 2 Days To Christmas Day, Lets Send Some Christmas Cards".

Later Paul His Righting Down All The Christmas Cards Why Barry His Drecrating For Christmas.

Paul: "Dear Dan The Van, Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year, & Barry As Go You A Toy For Christmas & You Are Invited For Christmas Dinner At 3pm, From Paul & Barry".
Barry: "Oh His Dan Coming This Year".
Paul: "Ye'h Because Last Year He Was Invited By The Duke Of London, Last Year".
Barry: "You Better Send Ant & Dec Are Christmas Card & Invite Them To Dinner".
Paul: "I Sent Them A Postcard From Southend, Hey Would Be Nice Somebody Invited Us To Dinner".

Then A Tree Comes Through The Roof

Later The Fire Service Are Trying To Get The Tree Out Of The House

Barry: "I Don't Beleave It 2 Days Before Chritmas".

A Chuckle Birthday

One Morning Paul & Wakes Up For His 63rd Birthday The 21st January, He Goes Straight To Barry's

Paul: "Come-On Barry Its My Birthday, Lets Go & Open My Presents".

But Barry Keeps His Eyes Shut & Says

Barry: "Paul, It Is 5am In The Morning Go Back To Bed We Will Get Up At 7am, Now Let Get Some Sleep I've Got To Get Leave At 8am For Work".

Then Barry Gets Back Too Sleep, But Paul Finds A Barry's Diary Under His Bed

Paul: "What This My Diary By Barry Chuckle, Keep Out Propety Of Barry Chuckle. Nonsens Right, 1st January 2006- Another Year, But Maybe Another Bad One Paul His Taking Me To See Oprea It Is Brouing. How Dear He. 19th May 2006- My Birthday Today, Paul Got Me A Shovel So I Can Dig To Find Some Treasure Under Ground, But I Said To Paul That Have Lost My Shovel, But Really I Have Dumbed At A Scarp Yard".

Then Barry Wakes Up

Barry: "What Are You Doing With My Diary".
Paul: "Reading It, WHY DID YOU DUMB YOU SHOVEL!!!".
Barry: "Anyway Since You Up & I'm Up Lets Open Are Presents".

They Go To The Main Room

Paul: "A Lock".
Barry: "Ye'h So I Can Be Alone When I Get Back From Work. I Mean !! So You Could Have Peace".
Paul: "Thats Handy".
Paul: "Hey A Football shirt Of Rotherham United"

Barry: "Yes Well I Have Manage To Scarpe So Money From My Job For A Birthday Breakfast".

Paul: "Oww What Is It".
Barry: "BBQ EGG"
Paul: "Why Is A BBQ".
Barry: "Well We Don't Have Kitchen Or A Cooker".

Barry: "Here His Your Birthday Card".
Paul: "Hey We Better Get Are Birthday Party Food".
Barry: "Are No Worry".

He Opens The Cupboard To Find A Packet Of Diggestives & Jam Donuts.

Barry: "What Do You Think".
Paul: "Thats All".
Barry: "Of Course We Don't have Enough Worry Money".
Paul: "We'll Don't You Worry Have A Check For £100".
Barry: "Thats A Bill For Alockment Electricity".
Paul: "Oh Damm, Oh Don't Worry Pigy Bank In My Room".
Barry: "Ye'h But You Spend ALL Your Money On A Paint Brush".

Paul: "We Just Don't Have Anief Money For Anything".
Barry: "Don't Worry I Have Got £5 Left, but I Would Have To Work Extra Hours For That £20 Towards The Tele Bill".

Paul: "Why Are You Going To Work On My Birthday
Barry: "I have Got To Get That £20".

Chuckle-Hospital

The Episode Starts As Barry His Sitting In The Waiting Room In A Hospital. Because Paul His Suffering With Very Bad Stomach, & He As Been In Hospital For 2 Days So Far & A another 3 To Go.

Then A Nurse Comes To Him.

Nurse: "Good Morning, Mr. Barry Chuckle, Paul His Ready To See You Now".

So They Go To Paul's Ward.

Barry: "Hello Paul".
Paul: "No Time For Hello's, Where His The Grapes".
Barry: "I Can't Bring You Grapes Because, You Are Having Xray On Your Stomach".
Paul: "Oh Dear, I Have Been Here For 2 Days. I Have Had Bad Food, No Sleep & The Man Next To Me His A Fisherman".
Barry: "Oh I'm Sorry Paul, Tell You What When You Come Out Saturday, We Will Go Out For Dinner. Hey I Got You Some Magzenzies.
Paul: "Ye'h What Have Got, Batman I hate Batman".
Barry: "Match Mag!!".

Paul: "Ye'h Thats More Like It, Hey As Any Get Well Cards Come To The Pst".
Barry: "No"
Paul: "Phone Calls".
Barry: "No".
Paul: "No-One Cares About Me".
Barry: "Don't Worry I Have Asked The Nurse To Put A Telly & Video, Near Your Bed".
Paul: "Yes, I Have Really Mised Telly, What Happend In Emmerdale".
Barry: "Oh I Did Not Watch It".
Paul; "A"
Barry: "Well Why You Where In Hospital I Thought I Could Watch My Shows".
Paul: "Anyway What Video's Did You Bring".
Barry: "Mr, Bean, Doctor & Opperation2.
Paul: "I Should Never Asked"

Then A Bell Goes

Barry: "Oh Visting Time Over. I Better Get Back To Work".
Paul: "A".

Then 5 Days Later Paul He His Getting Ready To Go Home
Then The Doctor Comes.
Doctor: Right Paul, These Things You Must Do & Do Not Do, Do Not Eat Chips Every Day Eat Chips Once A Week, Start Eating Vegtable More, Have A Curry Once A Week, Do More Excise, & These Are Dablets You Must Have Every Morning".

Then Paul Fantes

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