Write Your Own ChuckleVision

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ChuckleVision- Chuckle jOKE
It Starts of has Paul is walking the shed what his there home some Post Comes & Barry Walks In just the wrong time
Paul:"Pick Post Barry".
So He Picks It Up
Barry: "Hey There One From Aunty Mary, wow she as sent Us One since broke here recored player".
Paul: "We'll We all Know how you Broke It.
Barry: "Yes But, what I didn't understand how come I never Played My Songs on it & you Were using for 3 hours playing the same song. I never went near it".
Paul: "We'll I don't Understand how you broke it but I know you Did it".
Barry: "How"
Paul: "There is no time for Chating we must Finish all these packing these
boxes. Anyway give my letters".
Barry: "Yes but it says Paul & Barry".
Paul: "I Know but it says me so it his mine, so just give it to me".
So Barry Gives It Paul.
Paul: "Thank You".
Paul Opens it & reads it
Paul: "Dear Paul & Barry I like To Imform You That Your Aunt his Dead See Died 4th December, & she Left a Will you Will Both get £900.
Barry: "What"
Paul: "£900".
Barry: "What"
Paul: "£900 On our Little Joke".

Chuckle Bus
The Episode Starts as Paul Sitting in is Little Alockment Shed thinking, that his own packing biscuits company his not paying them much They Only Get paied £7 at Sainsburys & They Can't ask for more they will be fired
Then Barry Walks In.

Barry: "We'll Thats all The Packing Done For This Weekend Deliover".
Paul: "You Know"
Barry: "We'll I Don't Know If You Don't Tell Me".
Paul: "Listen! Now I've Just been Thinking We Only Get £7 a Week & Normaly Its all Gone By Next Week"
Barry: "I Know Because Normally You Spend It On 10 Milkybars For Your Self & I Only Eat once A Month"
Paul: "Hey If We Run are Own Company, We Could Be Rich Like, Are Own Office Block Buliding & I'm The Manager, also Limo's To The Opera & Any Place We Like, but who Do We Do It".
Barry: "We'll Really We Do already have are Own Company".
Paul: "Like What?"
Barry: "We'll We Live In This Alockment Because We Have Not Got a Home & we Live Here Because It Was Cheap & Small, & This His are Office & We are unploied, so We Do This Job Of Packing Biscuits & Just Pobing Into Sainsburys Every Week To Give The Boxes To Them & They Pay Us, So We Offices".
Paul: "Thats Not a Company!, Anyway If We Did Something That we Will Have a Office & We Get £200 Every Day. i've Got It"
Barry: "What"
Paul: "Get My Weekly World Money Magazine"

So Barry Gets His Magazine Behind Some Boxes. Then Gives His Mag To Paul

Paul: "Right Um, To Get Your Own Company & Make £500 a Day Page 7".

So He Flikers To Page 7

Paul: "Right"

So He Reads Through It

Paul: "The Best Companys That Make Up To a £1000 A Day Is To Have Own Speical Bus Company From Your Town a Side Place Like Skegness For Day Trip".
Barry: "So What Should We Do".
Paul: "Imm It Is Great But I Would Come On a Day Trip On a Coach. EVERY ONE
So Get a Coach Ready.
Barry: "Paul, We Havent Got a Coach besides You Can't Drive, I Can't Drive".
Paul: "No We Will Hire A Driver He Will Get £30 A Journey, You Will Get £150 & I Will Get £900 a Journey, Will Be Rich Right, We Buy A a Coach With our New Money, Right On The Poster Will Say".

Then We Go Straight To The Bus Depo & Paul Standing On a Brand New Bus What cost £600, but They Could Not Get a Driver So He Told Barry To Drive.

Paul: "Right So Far We Have Got On Our List Mr. Smith, Miss Francis, Mr. Knock, Knock, Mr & Mrs England, Mr Skegness & Mrs Barrow".

Hours Later
Know One Turns Up

Chuckle Help

The Episode Start as Barry behind the Telly. He His Fixing Then You See Paul Sitting On A Chair In Front Of The Telly.

Barry: "It Is Still Not Working".
Paul: "I Don't Understand It Rotherham United Was On The Telly, Then It When All Fussy, So I Came With A Pan It On Top Of It, Then It Went Off".
Barry: "We'll I've Done Everything, So We Will Have To Listen To The Radio".
Paul: "We'll Actually That Is Broke Has Well".
Barry: "Hey Thats My Radio".
Paul: "Anyway We Have Go To Be Round Grans At 5, So On The Way Back, We Pick Another Tele, Then We Can Watch Tonight Don't Lose Your Rag at 9".
Barry: "Hey Paul ,Why Don't Sleep Round Grans & Watch are Show Round There".
Paul: "We'll There Is Problem".
Barry: "Whats That".
Paul: "You Know Last Christmas I Broke Grans Tele".
Barry: "Oh Know"
Paul: "Come-On".

So Paul & Barry Walk To Grans House, Then Arrive Grans House

Barry: "So What Got To Do Round Grans".
Paul: "We'll We've Got To Do Grans Lawn, because Dan Is In Turkey & Why He's Away, We've Got To Do Her Lawn".

Paul Knocks The Door & Gran Opens The Door.

Gran: "What Do You Want, Barry".

Part-2

Barry: "Hi Gran"

Then Gran Runs Over To Barry & Kisses Him On The Check

Gran: "Paul You Do The Garden, & Do Not Destroy A Thing, Oh & There Is A Halfords Down The Road, What Seels Gardening Gear".
Paul: "Have You Got Your Own Gardening Gear".
Gran: "Of Course Not. Every Time Daniel Comes Round He Brings His Own. Now Come On Barry There Is Some Sandwiches I Made For You.
Barry: "Thanks Gran"
Paul: "What Have I Got"
Gran: "Oh Yes There Is Apple In A Tree, In That Apple Tree"


They Walk Into Grans


Gran: "Your Not Going To Getting Your Apple".
Paul: "Oh No, I'm Not Feeling Hungry. Come On Barry".
Barry: "Wait A Sec Paul".
Paul: "There Is No Time For You To Finish Your Sandwitch"
Gran: "Of Course There Is. Paul You Go To Halfords & Get Some Gardening Gear".

Paul Looks Angry. Then Gran Goes Into The Lounge

Paul: "Oh Come On"

Then Paul Pulls Barry Out Of The Chair Takes The Chuck Mobile (The Little Bike)
They Arrive at Halfords.

Paul: "Oh Love Shopping".
Barry: "So What We Need For Gardening"
Paul: "We'll We Need Anything, Don't We"
Barry: "If You Say So"
Paul: "Wright You Go Get Gardening Stuff ,I'm Going Into The Spar Across The Road, OKAY".

Then Later Then Arrive At Grans Gardening & There Was Tires, A Plastic Bin, Paint & Motorpike Petrol.

Paul: "I Told You To Get Gardening Stuff"
Barry: "You Said Anything".
Paul: "I Don't Know, I Know Go To B&Q & Get Some Gardening Stuff".
Barry: "Okay".

So Barry Goes To B&Q, Then Later He Comes back With Some More Paint, Some Wallpaper & Glue.

Paul: "Not Again"
Gran: "Oh By The Way I Just Remeberder Dan Left A Mower In The Shed".

Then Just Get The Mower Out Then It Rains.

Chuckle-Christmas Inn

The Episode Starts As Barry His Cooking Outside Of The Alockment On BBQ, The Paul Is Moving The Boxes Into Barry's Rooms.

Barry: "Paul"
Paul: "Yes"
Barry: "How Many People Coming To Dinner"
Paul: "We'll Not Just For Dinner, But For Myne Wine Party"
Barry: "What Wine Party"
Paul: "We'll Last Night Some Wine Was Left Outside So I Used It & There Not Just Wine There Is Game Of Monolpoly".
Barry: "Oh. By The Way We've Got I First Christmas Card"
Paul: "Oh Have We".
Barry: "It Is From Ant & Dec"
Paul: "We'll They Know There Mates"
Barry: "Oh They Coming To Dinner".
Paul: "I Sent Them A Letter, but There already been Invited To people From Corronation Street. Come-On Lets Open Our Presents".

So Barry Gives Him His Huge Present

Paul: "What Is It".

He Unraps It

Paul: "Oh Its A XBOX, Thank You".
Barry: "What Have You Got Me"
Paul: "A I Got You Ticket To See Bond This Monday, Thank You".
Barry: "Oh Thank You. Oh By The Way Where Did That pear Of Football boots Come From"
Paul: "Oh Ant & Dec"
Barry: "Oh Did They Send Me One"
Paul: "No"

Barry Looked Down Sad

Barry: "Hey Who's Coming To Dinner".
Paul: "Oh James Bond, Baraba Winsdor, Harold Steptoe & Dr, Who".
Barry: "Oh I Thought Harold Steptoe Died 25 Years Ago".
Paul: "We'll He Can't Come. Oh How Long Will Be Dinner Be".
Barry: "About 30Mins"
Paul: "What They Won't Be Here By Then".
Barry: "But What Time Are They Going To Be Here:
Paul: "In Hour".
Barry: "But It Is Already 4'oclock In The Evening Can't You Just Give Them a Ring To Come Early".
Paul: "Alright I Will Give Them A Call".

Paul Walks To His Bedroom & comes out Again
Barry: "Oh Thats Was Quick, What Did They Say".
Paul: "They Can't Come They Have at To Go To Hollywood Oh Well, Lets Have Christmas To Our Selfs"

Paul Picks Up The Wine & Drinks It

Barry: "Oh Paul, Ive Remeberd The Bottle Wine Outside On Wine, It Is The Cats Wee, I left Outside

Paul Spits It Out

Barry: "Merry Christmas Paul, & Everyone"

Chuckle Sales With New Year

Story Stars As Barry & Paul Are Carrying Stuff Out Of The Alockment, Then You See Paul & Barry Carrying A Huge Piano Out Of The Alockment.

The Are Saying "To You To Me"
Then They Are The Hole Of Chuckle Mobile For Of Stuff

Paul: "We'll I Can't Beleave It We Have Only Done Hour Work".
Barry: "Yes It Is We Will Have Time To Have Cup Of Tea. Paul".
Paul: "Yes"
Barry: "Why Do We Have Sell My Stuff".
Paul: "We'll You Stuff His Valuble".
Barry: "What About Your Stuff".
Paul: "Well My Stuff Are Not Expensive".
Barry: "Why Didn't We Do This Before Christmas. Then We Could Have More Presents".
Paul: "No There No Sales Before Christmas But Today Is New Years Eve & There Sales On. Now We Can Sell This Stuff In The Market To Make Some Money. Now Lets Get This Piano On".
Barry: "Oh Paul Can't We Keep This Piano. We Got This Second Hand For Just £20".
Paul: "Oh No. You Play It Bad".

They Try & Get The Piano On The Chuckle Mobile. But It Doest Because Other Stuff Were There, So Paul Thinks Then Later

Then Later The Paul & Barry Driving The Chuck Mobile With The Paino being Tragged With bit Of Rope.

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The Chuckle Brothers Show- Back To A Chuckle & Back

The Show Starts As Paul & Barry Drive On To The Stage With The Chuck Mobile, They Attachley Aboarching The Alockment & On Top Of The Mobile Was A Mower Engine.

Then They Start Getting Down The Mower. They Say "To You To Me"

Paul: "Come-On Barry, I've Got To Start Work at 5 Mintues".
Barry: "What Are You Attachley Making?".
Paul: "Somthing That I Will Tell You Later".

Then Put Down The Engine

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