Things i learned by watching this movie
POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT.
1. Killing someone is only a crime if they're nice.
2. You can pick up a chick at the bar by staring catatonic at your drink & saying nothing.
3. it's perfectly ok to sleep w/ your best friends wife.
4. A giant Linen closet can be "home".
This movie was boring.
That is all.