Dear God, I ran out of vomit bags

This, "film" (it seemed more like a documentary), was so true to life, it harmed me both physically, emotionally, and psychologically.

The sabretooth cat was simply horrifying. Everytime it went on screen, I'd pee my pants. I had to run to the supermarket during the commercial break, and pick up some adult Depends. And when I returned to watch the rest of the movie, I had to change them frequently, because the Sabretooth would always appear when I least expected it. It was so life-like, and the movements it made were so real. I am sure that if they brought back a sabretooth cat, it would look exactly like that.

The director truly knew what he was doing. The scene where the black guy took on the cat with the knives was so tense, I could barely continue to watch; I bit through my nails until they bled! The way that the sabretooth cat was fencing with its teeth put the so-called "greatest" fight choreographers, like John Woo, to shame.

The scientist lady was so mean, she made me weep for humanity. I was screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOO when she tossed away that sattelite phone; I just knew that was a bad idea! And when everyone else tried to get help from her, and she refused to even try to help, it made me deeply sad. I don't understand how anyone could be that mean.

The gore was amazingly realistic and sick! I got physically ill multiple times, and had just had clam chowder for lunch, and I ended up vomiting many times; it was truly a physically taxing experience for me! I had three Southwest Airlines courtesy bags, and I ended up filling all of them, and then part of my trashcan. It was that real!!! I just cannot recommend that anyone let kids anywhere near this movie!

Overall, this movie is an incredible experience!