Seriously, I kept waiting for a cellar door to open, followed by the downstairs entrance of a red-faced dad who bellows, "I want you kids out of here, now. Turn-off that camera, son--and I mean NOW!" Absolutely rotten to the core.
shareI bought this out of a $3 bin thinking, "Hey...Teenage Caveman...sounds like a good Friday night flick."
Cripes was I wrong. It was basically some unattractive naked people doing shots and taking baths together. Correction: There was one beautiful chick and she was the first to get blown up. Who made that call?!? And then there was a genetic-experiment-gone-wrong-monster...The End.
It's a one star movie for me. I was very surprised when I read that Uwe Boll didn't direct it. Maybe if Teenage Caveman comes out on Wii he'll hop on board for the sequel.
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I agree it was like they weren't even trying to make a good movie. This was just made to see saggy boobs.
shareI saw this movie late one night way back when I was maybe 19. It was by far, the absolute worst film I had ever seen in my life at that point. It still may be. This movie is HORRIBLE but I don't hate it. Watching this movie, in it's entirety, was so incredibly entertaining with its horrendousness, I couldn't put it down. Over the next week I told all of my friends about it.This is a piece of my cultural history. This is like the film version of the Holocaust, it's so tragic and provides so many life lessons about right and wrong I am obligated to teach others about so that we can learn from past travesties and never repeat them.
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"Manos: The Hands of Fate" is much, much worse. At least this film had a lot of smokin' hot barely legal naked chicks in it.
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