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One of the Worst Films Ever Made


Seriously, I kept waiting for a cellar door to open, followed by the downstairs entrance of a red-faced dad who bellows, "I want you kids out of here, now. Turn-off that camera, son--and I mean NOW!" Absolutely rotten to the core.

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I've seen some bad movies late at night but this is by far the worst. I thought it was bad porn till I saw some of the actors in it, if that's what you want to call them. Gratuitous sex (not that I mind under better circumstances), the worst acting I have ever seen and the dumbest story line ever. Horrible.

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horrific and pornographic
stupid story
stupid concept
overall pathetic product
people who like this movie should be shot.

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Folks should definitely take seriously the opinion of someone who thinks it's a bad thing when a Horror film is "horrific". Do you also get upset when Comedies are "comical"?

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Agreed - this was just awful beyond words. How the hell anyone actually approved the funding for this (even if it low budget) is beyond me. An absolutely terrible terrible movie and I am one opened minded guy - I like a lot of movies other people hate - but certainly not this flaming bag of poo.

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Badly directed, badly acted, badly written and badly filmed I will grant you all. But I hesitate to say pornagraphic, because pornagraphy is designed to get you off. I don't think I've ever seen a less erotic film in my life. I've gotten more jollies out of Pepsi commercial. I think it actually might have put me off sex for a while. Damn you Larry Clark! Damn you to HELLLLLL!!!!

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Whoah, you guys clearly have no taste. This is one of the best movies I seen since Facade (2000). I have got to buy this one.

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well buy it then, who is stopping you? this movie still sucks.

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I just started watching this movie on the space channel.

I can already see what you mean, though.

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This movie , and i struggle strongly to call it that, totally saved me last night. i had just gotten home from a date where the girl cut me off at the waist line, rendering my ball-sac a grenade with the pin pulled, ready to burst. i turned on the tube, and BOOOOOM!!! i am certain that without this movie, i would have been so backed up that i would have tried to castrate myslef. Thank you Teenage Caveman.

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yeah.

im afraid i agree.

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this was the worst movie ever and i seen alot of bad movies

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Larry Clark is a cinematic genius... but this is the worst movie I have ever seen... I cannot believe how cheesy it got, the story was stupid and the acting sucked. But Larry does deserve redemption... see the movie Bully, amazing Larry Clark movie.

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Give me a break if this is the worst movie you've seen you guys don't watch too many movies. is like any other sci-fi channel movie except a bit more explicit.i guess bad b movies is a acquired taste. i hope you guys at least realize larry clark purposely made the movie like it is.

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Usually I can't stand it when someone posts "worst movie ever!" but in this case...yeah, its definitely one of the worst I've ever seen.

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I agree, one of the worst movies I have ever tried to watch. It was so bad I couldnt finish it.

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I actually found this movie...intersting. And dont think its the worst movie ive ever seen...so many are far worse, and i love the way the went about this film, it made me think.

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I somehow brought myself to watch 15 minutes of it... I've never regretted anything until now... How does something like this get made? Is there really an audience for this... Worst of all why do the actors let themselves be in filth like this... I guess everybody has a mortgage to pay...

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Honest to god, I thought it was a porno when I turned on my TV and this steaming pile of *beep* was sitting on my extra channels. I hit info because the name is somewhat deceiving, and the detail said "mystery/suspense" I muscled through part of it before I came to realize... it really amounts to nothing more than a poorly written porno.

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I don't get why everybody is dissing the movie.

Sure it's bad, but it never really pretended to be anything more. With movies like these, you have to figure in all the extra things, such as potential (Zardoz with Sean Connery comes to mind - something built on roughly the same lines of this but felt like the screenwriter was on an acid trip while he wrote it, which was entirely possible in the 70s), acting, etc.

I'd say this is definitely bad, but nowhere near the absolute worst movie I've seen.

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It's not one of the worst films ever made, it ist THE worst film ever made.

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I watched it all the way to the end. I kept watching because I was waiting for it to get good. It was horrible! I never usually do this but today I deliberately came on this board to BASH the *beep* out of this movie. And that guy, Andrew Keegan! I was so disappointed to see him in this movie because I liked him in "10 things I like about you" and "Camp Nowhere". I wasn't surprised to see Richard Hillman though, he sucks. Lmao he was Aaron, Torrence's cheerleading boyfriend from "Bring it On".

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Honestly if it wasn't for the nudity from Hayley Keenan, Tiffany Limos,Crystal Celeste Grant, and Tara Subkoff this movie would be a waste of the time I wasted watching it

Boot man out!

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