Favourite bit


I don't expect masses of replies or anything but I just wanted to share my fav moment of the film - When Holden says "You're a hooker... you hooker!!". I love it.

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I love: "...if you decide that you want to be with me, body and soul, meet me at 5:00 at Chuck E. Cheese..."

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I liked when the store manager said "He was a thief, and he was messed up. The lesson is don't steal and don't be messed up."

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I love this part:

Justine: Holden - calm down! Alright?
Holden: I can't calm down! Easy if I was a hooker like you then I'd calm down all over town!

"Alex P. Keaton here."

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I couldn't stop laughing at:

Justine: Yeah, I kind of like my nights to myself.
Corny: Well, maybe you'll have night after night of eternal hellfire all to yourself. Just kidding.

Also:

Gwen: Happy Halloween
Corny: Oh, I'm not a pagan, but thanks all the same.

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The Halloween announcement Cheryl gives cracks me up everytime I watch this!!

"Ghooouls and goblins, witches and warlocks wondering these aisles, day after day"

Hilarious!!

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John c Riely: you better get your priorities straight!

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The first rule of fashion, is you have to look weird. What I'm doing has come straight here from France. It's called Cirque du Face, meaning circus of the face, and its all the rage with the Frenchys.

Glove slap, baby, glove slap!
Glove slap, I don't take crap!
Glove slap, shut your big yap.

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The part where Justine goes to see Bubba and has to sleep with him to stop him from telling Phil about her affair with Holden/Tom . It's hilarious lol !.

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i also love "if i was a hooker like you id calm down all over town!" definitely wouldnt have been as good if it wasnt J.G.
and "but one persons liberation is another persons badness!"

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"What in blazes!"

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I read "The Catcher in the Rye" many years ago, so when she asked the new guy what he was reading, he said, "The Catcher in the Rye...I'm named after it." She then asked him what his name was. After a pause in which he said nothing more, she finally said, "Catcher?" Anyway, I thought it was very funny.

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"Ladies, stick something new and clean up your filthy pipes..."

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I like that part too. Where she says "what's your name, Catcher?" lol.

And yes the way Holden says "Chuck E. Cheese".

-Di

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I LOVE all the examples above and they made me laugh out loud..my fav is

I can't calm down! Easy if I was a hooker like you then I'd calm down all over town!

and all the times he was calling her a hooker~~LOL




You get what you put in, and people get what they deserve...KR

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When Zooey is doing the woman's makeup and she says the lotion has Ginko in it which will make your skin real slick to help things run off of your face be it water,lemon juice or urine :)

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"Get in your corner!" xD


"I'm too intensified for you!"


"You can't make water without bumping your nut on a bible". Lol!.

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When Bubba says- If I were a woman I'd be a slut..... a lesbian slut! Too funny

If you're going through hell, keep going - Winston Churchill

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Gwen " Happy Halloween Corny"

Corny "I'm not a pagan, but thank you all the same."


You know maybe if you eat more comfort food you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.

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When Holden's face suddenly appeared in Bubba's bedroom window. That was so creepy, I was at least as shocked as Justine.

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That was scary.

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