"Shaun we are going to Mexico right now!/ get the Bronco, Shaun..."
Jack Black had the most hilarious lines in this movie. Some of my other favorites:
"Dude, I need you to pee in this cup or I'm going to jail."
"Should I drop my pants and start the revolution?"
"She was all, "I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this place down." and I was all, "You better not, you BETTER not..."
"Don't worry, bro, someone will give her a nice bed to sleep in."