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Has this show made you prejudiced against the german shephard dog.


unlike say the fine doberman this show has convinced that the gsd is a gimp nazi replica created through some wierd mind experiment where the original line's legs were broken and it was tortured but the crux of the issue was the majority of the torture was leg pain so if it was smart enough to figure out to stay still for a reasonable period of time the majority of the problem would go away because the leg pain from the gimpy legs is more of the problem. now the gimp nazi could be the sensitive guy because he knows logically it should have been him the way they were talking so maybe he's nicer, but then he's laughing at your face if it should have been him too. the writing staff has convinced me this dog is used primarily by law enforcement because dogs have a huge impact controlling a human's mind and disposition and this thinking makes more law enforcement. if it was a rottweiler (nothing against german dogs whether nazis liked them or not - that's not the crux of the issue) someone might get hung and you hate that at first but then when the law enforcement shrinks and you're saving tax payer dollars it starts making sense. but if the cops used primarily rottweilers then the size of law enforcement shrinks. that's what it is about this dog, it's money if you're in the indsutry but they should diversify and then even a couple of gimp nazis would have a place. it's just when it's so imbalanced does it get to the issues of why a jewish family is trying to save this guy in the first place. but that one he just needed violence hero or villian so he could not be saved.

this is the thing. when the gsd is good you get sympathy but when it's bad it's looking the other way. so this mindset doensn't just increase the police force it's making it dollar for dollar less effective. not saying ineffective just less especially money wise.


the leg pain is the source, it would affect the mind even before the dog had the leg pain. this is something the doggie is goign to go through day in and day out later. according to physics the future can affect the past but it it would have to happen overwhelmingly so like this for it to be a practical matter.

they should get an akita next time. it's not that the german nazi shouldn't be saved it's just obviously not the best one to mass populate and overbreed in the gene pool. just because the akita is japanese it still could be a nazi dog but it looks more like a german shephard so it's a good choice if they get a new dog in the seasons going forward.

personally i like bichon frises. that could work too. win the world over with a smile. suzie could learn a lot.

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So is crack your drug of choice, or do you prefer something else?

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no 420 is my ONLY drug of choice but i think someone would rather snort than smoke cocaine is a real moron.

a crackhead COULD make sense philosophically. if you snort coke unless you do it because it's so hard on you that you can't do it that much you are an idiot. you are a man that thinks you're tough and physically intimidating like a crackhead but you are about to fall over your ass thinking you're scaring me (and you believe it drunk or sober) making fun of the crackhead cuz he's scaring people cuz of the shakes. you want to know why you think that way? cuz your mind is one place but what you just so overwhelmingly hard on your body it physically knocked you out more than any possible mental advantage could ever help you. you are the guy that makes fun of the crackhead for walking five miles to the seven eleven when you think you can be ceo for aol just because you're so great. the effort the crackhead puts into things is not my philosophy but he's over the problem. the coke snorter is a self hater that is crying the first sniffle whereas the crackhead looks pretty happy at least and that self hatred is the crux of the problem. it's going to come up all the time.

And who else is going to make fun of the crackhead except the cokehead. that's all i'm saying about you. if it was a one to one thing but cocaine is just creating several times more crack that you're ilk can't see because of coke greed which eventually mixes with a self loathing, it's just dumb from the start.

just like making fun of a crackhead for being hard and looking it when you just are not that way at all and you think you are. that's worse.

if you do it because it's too hard to do all the time or smoke a bunch of other stuff to contorl the addiction at least you understand the fundamental stupidity behind snorting coke but to have the problem without the understanding, that's the worst.

here's some other things you should think about. what they're doing to their lungs, you're putting into your blood stream plus all the stuff that could have vaporized. i do not recommend cocaine in any form (if you're talking about recommending it) but why don'y you roll up a cigerrete and smoke it with tabacco some time instead and save your body the damage. if you can stop getting into that self hating crack jealous greedy with guilt coke snort snorter mentality you'll realize that it's not bad to save money and make it last and make it LESS hard on recovery or learn it bad to actually be a total wuss and just think you're tough, you'll learn something. you could save the day too because you're the guy most likely to ruin it.

really i know it's funny but think about what i'm saying. truth varies but you can't deny all of it, if you forget about the mythological origins of the line it is used by law enforcement because propogates the system. it's about money but not necessarily results. i hope you can stop snorting a line long enough to consider the idea.

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by the way thank you so much. i've been waiting forever to use these lines on a cokehead but they're usually too smart to get in my face with this stuff. but this online stuff is pretty cool so to confront one of you guys directly and use this material in a personal manner towards you it's great. would have been better if i met you though.

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Sorry, I'm not a cokehead. Never was. Haven't really used drugs since my early 40s.
So your rant was wasted.

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Now you absolutely proved you fried your brain with something. Definitely not just 420. That's a lie.

Consider a clinic. You need it immediately.

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you may attack my character but where is the substance?

see that's the difference.

i'm just particularly annoyed by cocaine users and always wanted to tell them off like that but never had the chance but online you gave me a chance and i took it but i have more stuff like most people have smoked vegetation in their lifetime but who has snorted it? i got a lot to say on this issue but that's why max couldn't be rehabilited. the mythology gsd was a dog with built in joint problems but if it figured out early on to stand still it wouldn't have the joint problems that may make it snap. fi you were into a daily practice like a yoga especailly a standing meditation which is probably the way to go you would understand that if you do things that way the mindset might have an effect on your prior thinking because then the future effect is too consistently overpowering. but most human beings won't do something like that so expecting a dog to figure it out is pretty tough but the reason it's used by law enforcement as the ONLY CHOICE is because the look away at your own attitude propogates the system. money funnels in but it's not the most effective set up regardless of tax dollars. An akita might snap cuz it's just too high energy but it's more likely to bite the hand that feeds him too. if you've ever had a dog you can see how much of an effect it has on a human being's personality so obviously to use one breed as the only choice this effect would be overpowering.

if i take out the offensive humor and make the same points but boring is it more palatable? i mean the joke is based on a truth, right?

here is an idea for a show. and sometimes they do use these online suggestions too so it is possible.

next season what if jeff gets an akita and he starts snapping at people and loses business and he hates it at first but then he snaps at a real jerk and is a hero and the joke is i don't know if it's worth it. or if we get past the defending some nazis in 2000s mentality and he got a bichon frise and started steamrolling everybody with a smile he would just win the whole time. this is a stunt dog that was shot out of cannons at a circus. how dangerous could this be? this is a game dog but it's game is to win with a smile. that's what makes the stunt good not the danger involved. this doggie would be even more profitable for an agent to capture than a german shephard.

i know i'm saying things i'm not supposed to say to make a point that i think is worth it which justifies your attitude but regardless goes on typing at the keyboard i hope you can understand the underlying seed.

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Not attacking your character at all. Just saying you obviously have or had a substance-abuse problem. Or you have major mental problems.

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Didn't read all of your nonsensical ramblings, but I would interject one thing. Coke users aren't automatically self-loathing or low self esteem individuals. There is no, inevitable depression or need to make yourself upset by snorting more coke. It's just like any other drug. A direct jolt to release chemicals in your brain that control your mood elevations. Euphoria is nothing but a surge of dopamine and serotonin. People snort coke for recreational enjoyment just like every other drug. Most people are incapable of leaving it at that, and using moderation, but it's not impossible, and snorting coke has *beep* to do with any kind of inevitability for hating yourself.

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I really wish you could like comments on IMDB as I would create 100 accounts just for your comment.

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...and here's Godwin's Law, in full effect. Of course it had to show up on this board, somewhere or another.

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No, I always disliked them. They stink.

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It made me prejudiced against bald *beep*

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Is this some kind of random sentence generator someone is experimenting with some kind of A.I. algorithm?

If you learned what 'punctuation' means, then figured out how to use it correctly, then started learning the basics of what's called 'the english grammar', after which you could learn capitalization of words, and then even venture into the exciting land of 'properly-sized paragraphs', maybe your INSANE WALL OF TEXT would be changed into something actually legible, and someone might not only READ your posts, but also comprehend them and want to reply to them.

In other words..

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

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No , no prejudice against any dog. There was a poet who said something to the affect of:

"Man has not fully lived until he has loved a dog"

Something like that.

I found that to be exactly true. I didn't get a dog until I was in my early 40s. We had 10 1/2 delightful years together. I hate to say it but it's true, I miss him more than any human being that has come and gone in my life.

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