Best lines?


My sister and I constantly say, "Put some Windex," and "So there you go!"

By far my faves, what are yours?

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"What you mean you no eat meat? Oh, that's okay, I make you lamb."

"Tell me what to say, but don't tell me what to say."

Aunt Voula is hysterical in all of her scenes. Andrea Martin is a great comedic actress.

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"Tell me what to say, but don't tell me what to say."


What I wouldn’t give to have an Aunt Voula. Love her.

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There were a lot of funny lines:

"and the family"... "You invited the whole family!?!?"

"okay, may I please date your daughter?" "NO!"

the discussion over the nationality of Rodney's secretary

"Nikki's going to be your godmother."

"any word at all, and I will tell you how the root of that word is Greek."

"Toula, eat something!"


I thought the sweetest/nicest line in the movie was Ian's "I don't remember Frump Girl, but I remember you."

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"Εχω τρία αρχίδια"

"Ωραία βυζιά!"

(the mock lines T's brother "feeds" Ian when he first visits and when his family meets the Greeks)

Cute and cuddly boyz!!

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Toula, why you want to leave me?!

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Every time the dad explains how every word is Greek in origin. Even if it's not, he still BS's his way through LOL

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My favorites were when Niko would trick Ian into saying something in Greek.

Hey Ian, we're gonna kills ya!!

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Best "line" wasn't actually a line. ian asks kostas how to say "Thank you" in Greek so the next time the mom gave him some food he could say thanks in greek but Kostas tells him the greek words for "nice boobs" instead.

Everyone stops dead and looks at Ian and the mom just looks over at Kostas and smacks him in the head! Hilarious!

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The man may be the head but the woman is the neck and she can turn the head.

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