hilarious quotes - Run Ronnie Run Discussion

[–] serling2389 21 years ago

i posted this one earlier on another topic:
-"hey pretty moma how you doing?"
-"I'm doing fine how you doing?"
-"Alright, how much for a suck off"
-"Alright your under arrest"
-"What you can arrest me your a hooker"
-"I'm under cover"
-"Well then you shouldn't be hooking"

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[–] ampolk 21 years ago

My favorite line, without question, the one that made me laugh until I almost soiled myself was from the always brilliant Jeff Goldblum: "I want...my money back."

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[–] banky65 20 years ago

Whenever he says "F**ked-up dog"! Brilliant.. : )

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[–] fomori 20 years ago

"no, I'm not f@%&ed up, I'm not f%$#ed up. I was on my way to get f&%$ed up but you f%#@ed that up, congratulations to you!"

oh yeah and it's kind of in the background, but when the cops are approaching a crashed car and Clay is sitting on the hood leaning on a tree he says:

"I'll be ok when we get to pass out time"

that one gets me everytime.

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[–] elliottxjones 14 years ago

Yes! Thank you!

I was trying to remember exactly how Clay worded that.

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[–] WhatWouldJasonLeeDo 20 years ago

"Is that a beer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Beer? Oh that ain't no beer thats a Hard-on"

GENUIS!

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[–] BIG Dz 20 years ago

Come on you guys you forgot the most ovious ones;)

Naah thats alright ronny, i was drunk too;)

i loved his exuses

ow officers i was just sleeping here, whats going one..

"Its Hard to Fly with The Eagles When Your Surounded By Turkeys"
- "Stephen Root" - "Newsradio"

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[–] pchibbard 20 years ago

Ronnie and Terry in the prison with the phone.

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[–] ruddiger_718 20 years ago

"I'm For-gainst it."

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[–] crocop17 20 years ago

the funniest part of hte movie is when he brings his girlfreind out to his house to make her jealous
"whos that?"
"just the girl ive been *beep*, jealous musch?"
(she slaps him)
"look bitch you *beep* it up"
(the other girl slaps him)

just when he says look bitch, i crakced up hard

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[–] LeBigmack 20 years ago

"You're frightening hillybilly."
"Really, Boooo; hey, why don't you go ahead and give me a ride around the pumps."

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[–] daubs_gnr 19 years ago

"im the principal!"

BY FAR

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[–] toronto1979 20 years ago

The whole music video scene... its just great!

I'm so glad that I bought it on a whim when I was checking out the previously viewed movies at the local movie store.

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My Top 3 Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Crow, Usual Suspects

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[–] williamrhodesmccaskeyiv 20 years ago

"Yall are brutalizing me!"
"You may want to reserve the right to change your mind once I ask you the most majestic of questions!" or something like that.
"your under arrest" "Your under arrest"

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[–] zachalden 20 years ago

Put the goat down. NO YOU PUT THE GOAT DOWN!

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[–] bakedsanta 20 years ago

not one of my fav movies (very disapointing, since mr show is probably the best sketch comedy show of all time.) but i love the random line david has in the 3x1-1 song " pussy-doodle-doooo!"

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[–] sideshowrobb 20 years ago

"c'mon dog, eat that vomit"

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[–] SheriffOfficerTJHooker 20 years ago

go back to the faggot store and buy you a new mustache?

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[–] andybranson16 20 years ago

How can this message board exist without mentioning Jack Black's song? "Give her just a little kick in the c@@t."

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[–] onthemetro 20 years ago

best line ever:

terry: why are you speaking in numbers?!

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[–] mtupper1 20 years ago

yep, those are all funny but not the funniest... the funniest being
"ronnie, if you'd just give me the smallest hole of opportunity, come on, lets go to your apartment and i'll pack your *beep*".

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[–] chillbitchchill 19 years ago

"hey ronnie i got my speacial shoes!!"
"i dont give a god damn"

that made me pee my pants

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[–] barin_the_dwarf 19 years ago

IM GONNA PAY ALL THE SPECIAL SHOE MAKERS....TO NEVER MAKE SHOES AGAIN

AND

GIVE HER A KICK IN THE C#&T

"Wake-y Wake-y...Eggs and Bake-y"
-Budd, Kill Bill Vol. 2

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[–] jsndrs210 19 years ago

"Did you just refer to yourself in the fourth person?"

not from this movie, but made me poop myself

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