Corky Romano Sucks!

This is one of those movies that is impossible to defend. I know 10 year olds try, I guess because hearing adults tear the film down makes them feel dumb. They piss and moan about how the "haters just have no sense of humor" and all that but that obviously doesn't apply. Corky Romano is down there with "Bio Dome" or "Chairman Of The Board" as one of those shoved out there vehicles for a comedy flavor of the month. A chance to very quickly and cheaply cash in on a flash in the pan like Kattan that only had star wattage for a year or two at most like Carrot Top.

Bad movies can be appreciated if they have vision or misguided yet sincere performances, but this is just so hacky and lame and utterly pointless. Like a comedy vacuum where laughs can't escape. Nothing is worse than a bad, unfunny comedy made purely for quick profit. If it had the unintentional consequence of entertaining 10 year old goobers that were held back in the fifth grade, well, at least someone is laughing I guess.