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Best Lines! (add your own)

posted 15 years ago by danznewz
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Tick: Mandingo, how I grock your mouth music.
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Tick: You're on a first name basis with lucidity, little friend. I have to call it Mr. Lucidity and that's no good in a pinch.
Arthur: I just don't want to turn into Blaze and Fire, okay?
Tick: Heavens, man! What kind of crazy Frankenscience could make that possible?
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Arthur: Tick?
Tick: Tick... or tack... or Tuna Boat Tony?
Arthur: Who?
Tick: Long story.
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Tick: Don't be an Adolf Quitler!
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The Champion: We swear to cherish and defend the honor of the league.
Athur and Tick: We swear to cherish and defend the honor of the league.
The Champion: In the face of danger, and torture, and even the hurling of our dismembered bodies into the deep void of space.
Tick: Well, that's special creepy.
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Arthur: She can be a little headstrong.
The Champion: Actually, I had another word for it.
Tick: Footstrong!
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Tick: Captain Liberty, we are your friends even though we're betraying you.
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Captain Liberty: Tinyman, tell them why they didn't accept you.
Tinyman: They said I wasn't tiny enough.
Batmanuel: Heightest bastards.
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Tick: Ughh! My head... it feels like it's going to have a baby.
Arthur: It's called a headache.
Tick: It has a name?!
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Tick: OBJECTION!
Judge: You can't object.
Tick: But I do! Hey bring that back (refering to nukes and various weapons being wheeled out of the courtroom).
Judge: I'm afraid the evidence is inadmissable. It's like it doesn't exist.
Tick: But it's right THERE!
Judge: I have to rule in favor of Destroyo.
Tick: What are you blind! Can't you see he's crooked as a crazy straw?!
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Tick: My name is The Tick and whom do i have the pleasure of speaking with.
Prisoner: Me?
Tick: Me...
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(A ninja jumps to attack Arthur and Batmanuel. The ninja misses and flies out of the window of Arthur's apartment.)
Batmanuel: Another urban myth dispelled, ninjas don't bounce.
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Arthur: So, did you pay for this place yourself?
Captain Liberty: I'm not at liberty to say.
Tick: Not at liberty? Captain Liberty is not at liberty... ironic.
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Tick: Ugh... that is icky to infinity.
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Batmanuel: Ah, poetic justice.
Arthur: Is there any other kind? (rhetorical)
Tick: Puppet show justice.
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Tick: Come on buddy, don't be a cry baby be a try baby!
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Tick: I know you've been around for a while, but wow! You're old.
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Arthur: Hindesight is 20/20
Tick: Hinde sight? You mean sight that comes out of your...? (Points to his butt)

SAM FISHER

SPLINTER CELL

[–] wgfaej 11 years ago

Well, I guess we can agree pretty much every line!!

Rick, you had me at the coffee machine fight.

Russian banging tick with a crowbar, Tick turns around and says "knock it off!"

Holy Molly Hatchet!

[–] savagesteve13 11 years ago

Tick: I am the man of La Mancha, La Mancha (wearing a shaving cream spanish beard, staring into the mirror)

Batmanuel: Well, another myth dispelled, ninjas don't bounce!

[–] theolonius 10 years ago

Arthur: Tick, focus for a second. What was your last address?

Tick: Well, Earth, definitely... most likely on Land.

[–] TheFatDruidofNacyl 10 years ago

My alltime favorite line is from the Tick.

When they crash into Destroyo's car. Destroyo tell's Batmanuel to get on his knees and the Tick shouts out "Hey! Why don't you pick on somebody my size!"

Come visit my

[–] PrimeMinisterOfTheSinister 8 years ago

My favorite line was before that when Batmanuel looks at Destroyo and says "You look like a reasonable man".

[–] HarpoSpoke 9 years ago

Tick: Gravity is a harsh mistress

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[–] Moviemom78 9 years ago

Evil is afoot! And hoofin' it with dark gusto!

"You have to have a sense of humour, darling, to be alive. Even a bit mad. It helps to be mad."