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Best Lines! (add your own)

posted 15 years ago by danznewz
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Tick: Mandingo, how I grock your mouth music.
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Tick: You're on a first name basis with lucidity, little friend. I have to call it Mr. Lucidity and that's no good in a pinch.
Arthur: I just don't want to turn into Blaze and Fire, okay?
Tick: Heavens, man! What kind of crazy Frankenscience could make that possible?
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Arthur: Tick?
Tick: Tick... or tack... or Tuna Boat Tony?
Arthur: Who?
Tick: Long story.
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Tick: Don't be an Adolf Quitler!
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The Champion: We swear to cherish and defend the honor of the league.
Athur and Tick: We swear to cherish and defend the honor of the league.
The Champion: In the face of danger, and torture, and even the hurling of our dismembered bodies into the deep void of space.
Tick: Well, that's special creepy.
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Arthur: She can be a little headstrong.
The Champion: Actually, I had another word for it.
Tick: Footstrong!
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Tick: Captain Liberty, we are your friends even though we're betraying you.
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Captain Liberty: Tinyman, tell them why they didn't accept you.
Tinyman: They said I wasn't tiny enough.
Batmanuel: Heightest bastards.
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Tick: Ughh! My head... it feels like it's going to have a baby.
Arthur: It's called a headache.
Tick: It has a name?!
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Tick: OBJECTION!
Judge: You can't object.
Tick: But I do! Hey bring that back (refering to nukes and various weapons being wheeled out of the courtroom).
Judge: I'm afraid the evidence is inadmissable. It's like it doesn't exist.
Tick: But it's right THERE!
Judge: I have to rule in favor of Destroyo.
Tick: What are you blind! Can't you see he's crooked as a crazy straw?!
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Tick: My name is The Tick and whom do i have the pleasure of speaking with.
Prisoner: Me?
Tick: Me...
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(A ninja jumps to attack Arthur and Batmanuel. The ninja misses and flies out of the window of Arthur's apartment.)
Batmanuel: Another urban myth dispelled, ninjas don't bounce.
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Arthur: So, did you pay for this place yourself?
Captain Liberty: I'm not at liberty to say.
Tick: Not at liberty? Captain Liberty is not at liberty... ironic.
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Tick: Ugh... that is icky to infinity.
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Batmanuel: Ah, poetic justice.
Arthur: Is there any other kind? (rhetorical)
Tick: Puppet show justice.
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Tick: Come on buddy, don't be a cry baby be a try baby!
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Tick: I know you've been around for a while, but wow! You're old.
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Arthur: Hindesight is 20/20
Tick: Hinde sight? You mean sight that comes out of your...? (Points to his butt)

SAM FISHER

SPLINTER CELL

[–] slimjimpui 15 years ago

Batmanuel: Actually I saved them three times in one night if you get my meaning
Tick: Nope!

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Tick: I think you're ready for the truth: this wasnt really a magic hubcap- the magic was inside you all along

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Friendly Fire: Arthur's having a problem with his "hero"

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Tick: why's that man wearing a dress?

Arthur: because he's the judge

Tick: well I judge him, and find him funny

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Tick: that poor man's got bosoms!

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Batmanuel: and invite Diego... I like his sister... she's catholic

[–] elmopimpfree 15 years ago

Tick: Armless bandit... Empty your bladder of that bitter black urine men call coffee! It has its price and its price has been paid! Java devil, you are now my bitch.

As soon as The Tick started fight a coffee machine I knew I would love this show for the rest of my life.

"Closing your eyes forces you to look at the darkness inside." - Max Payne

[–] billmilliron 15 years ago

Arthur: No offense intended.
Tick: None comprehended.

[–] jansenm 15 years ago

*Eats fortune cookie whole!
Tick "A secret message from my teeth"
this one had my in stitches

[–] savagesteve13 15 years ago

"heh...hrrr! wrong skull...." - The Terror

[–] CircularTheory 15 years ago

Tick: Sticky pink devil...who's put gum on a roof?!

[–] Betttina 15 years ago

"death isn't just for dead people"

[–] Nan00k 14 years ago

Tick: Fight fire with Arthur!

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Capt. Liberty to Tick: Is that clear to you now?
Tick: Is what clear to who when?

[–] spidrjeff 14 years ago

Tick: UUGGH! This is the worst candy ever!!!

[–] Yawsbass 14 years ago

Batmanuel: Hello. I got the poison lobster.

I about lost it when he said that.

[–] bluelogo 14 years ago

Arthur: Yes, I'm anal retentive. Believe me, I would change that if I could.
Tick: Good Lord, man, retain that anus! One day it's fruit may be the only thing that stands between us and total oblivion.

Tick: Arthur is broken! Gimme two hundred cc's of tender loving care, stat!

The Champion: We are the cream of the crop.
Tick: And the cream is white!

Mrs. Glick: [showing a photo] Here we are at the Grand Canyon. Do you remember being at the Grand Canyon?
Tick: I remember vaguely making the Grand Canyon.

[–] Dangevin 14 years ago

Tick: Might now be an opportune time to step out for a quick patrol?
Mrs Glick: But Tick! Don't you want your dessert?
Tick: Jehosephat, woman! Crime is my dessert!

Judge: Order! I will have order in this court!
Tick: Gimme that! (snatches gavel) ...Who died and made you the cross-dressin' king of justice?

[–] Hauntedknight87 14 years ago

"When society says jump, we say pass the salt"

I find it inspirnational from some weird reason lol

Team "Guy Who Almost Hit Bella With A Car"

[–] TrunksBuster06 10 years ago

The Tick: "That's the biggest darn whirlybird I've ever seen!"
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The Tick: "Arthur! Listen to me carefully! I believe in you! I always have!That's why I'm here! Destiny dressed you this morning and now fear is trying to pull off your pants! If you give up, if you give in, then you're gonna end up naked with fear just standing there laughing at your dangling unmentionables."
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The Tick: "Ya see Arthur, you thwart!"

Yeah I am watching the pilot as I type this....

Show is fantastic though! Shame it is only 9 episodes...

[–] tedmuldoon 14 years ago

“Not so talky with a belly full of hell are we?”

[–] ingela-lordsdotter 13 years ago

Captain Liberty: Is that all clear to you now?
Tick: Is what clear to who when?..

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Tick: His name isn't Life-buildo, or Have-a-nice-dayo. It's Destroyo. Destroyo!

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Arthur: Destroyo has really gotten to you hasn't he?
Tick: Stop using the D-word! It makes the brain baby kick.