whats your favroit line


mine is

jd, i dont awnser the door when im eating

wayne, fine enything else you want to tell me

jd, i have 3 balls

how bout you

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You're the guys who send me all those letters and tapes...Naked pictures.
-Neil Diamond

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And a beer bong for the lady?

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Coach:
"Where's the bathroom? I gotta take a dump."

Wayne:
"We don't use the toilet anymore because we're...cuttin' down on the water bill."



"Candy CANES?? Are you mocking me?" - Dr. Gregory House

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Uhh, I'm a mime. Uhhhhh I'm a mime.

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Dude, mimes dont talk.

....They do when their off duty.



Life's a garden, dig it. -Joe Dirt

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"We don't use the toilet anymore cuz we're cuttin' down on the water bill!"

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the mime - Especially when he makes the hand gestures and closes his eyes.

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