What I learned from The twin dragon encounter

1) You and your twin brother are invincible if you know the basics of karate
2) Real action heroes have a super Mario mustache
3) Some guys will try to take a dog hostage after they witness your superior fighting skills
4) You and your twin brother will pick up sexy blond chicks who are taller than you. It is because of super Mario mustache and fighting skills.
5) when going on a trip to your weekend house in the woods with your girls it is good to have a supply of military grade weapons just in case
6) an evil paramilitary leader that lives across your weekend house will try to steal your girls and kill you but luckily he and his army are not very competent at using guns or indeed basic logic