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what are ur favorite lines


i diddnt see anyhone make a post like this...and if there is one,i missed it.

mine wuld have to be the first one...where te protestor throws the egg at Mugatu,and that little snippet an extra makes "Look out,she's got an egg!"
i couldnt stop laughing at that....

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What is this, a center for ants?

How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?

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the files are in the computer
i laughed my ass off because i knew what he was going to do next

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Just HAD to watch it again!!!

http://singwith.comli.com/main.php?videoID=Guwvwp0uSU8

HAHAH!!!

It's just Too funny!!!

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"I can derelick my own balls! Thank you very much."

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mine has to be

Merman! *cough* *cough* MERMAN!

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i love when Mugatu says "I feel like im taking crazy pills"






"You have been Cookified." -David Cook

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All his looks are the SAME! Am I the only one who can see this...

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At the beginning during the award show where the clip of Hansel is played and he says something along the lines of...

"Other kids wanted to be a cowboy or astronaught, but I was different. I was wondering things like whats bark on a tree made out of? Someone I really look up to is Sting. I don't really listen to his music but just the fact that he's been at it for so long, I really respect that."

I also like when Derek pics up his phone and says "God?"

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The line is, "I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that."

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Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy *beep* Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

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"*cough*cough* I think I've got the black lung pop"
Such a great line.

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies." - Andy

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My favorite line too, I always say it when I'm sick! :)

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I have loved this movie since it came out .. I'm watching it right now and have always thought Billy Zane's cameo is just priceless. He is so loyal to Zoolander ... when Hansel tells Derek to "Derelick his balls," .. Billy Zane realizes that the situation is out about to get out of control and he hands his drink to his girl to go get behind Derek to watch his back. for some reason this loyalty that Derek does not appreciate whatsoever makes me crack up. The fact that it leads right into the Walk-Off scene With Bowie helps.

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I give you, The Derek Zoolander center for kids who can't read and who want to learn how to do other stuff.



"It's like how black can this be, and the answer is none. None more black"

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