Mine is probably when he was talking about the moon landing. "I mean, you can't just step onto the moon and say 'Oh, my, it's all sticky.'"
Either that or the bit about Darth Vader's voice. "Yes, the force is quite strong in you." "How strong?" "As strong as a small pony." That one kills me.
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
The part that almost gave me a hernia was the bit about Englebert Humperdink -- Going through (thru) the list of names and then saying "no, no go back one!" I hurt myself. It has the same affect on me every single time I watch it, which is often. I also love the line "You *beep* b*****, you never told us 200 miles! In this day and time I don't even know where I live now!" Turned many friends and family on to this man. He's brilliant.
Keep your friends close but your enemies closer
(Eddie in an American accent) What's with the matches, You always in here with the *beep* matches!"
"Hey, shut up! Hey, you *beep* my wife? You *beep* my wife? You *beep* my wife?"
"I *am* your wife."
"Don't matter! Don't matter! You *beep* my wife?"
"Yes, I *beep* your wife. I am your wife and I *beep* her"
Ciao!
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"Napolean stormed into Russia I'm gonna kill em, gonna kill em....oh its a bit cold its a bit cold!"
shareI dont know about Fav. Line but I like the virginity skit, Thats my fav. from the show
"When a relationship doesn't work out, I call that a relation$HIT"~Dane Cook
My fav is from the Church of England bit where every one has no bones in their arms.
"hello" leans over without moving his arms.
or
unfortunately it was called "spEEd"
"nitwit, oddment, blubber, tweak. thank you." - Albus Dumbledore
I love when he's talking about Hitler. "I can't get the trees quite right! Damn it! I will kill everyone!"
If wishes were fishes we'd all smell funny.
I like my coffee like I like my women...in a plastic cup.
STOP BEING A VICTIM; BECOME THE SUSPECT