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Funniest Part No one mentions


Is when the homeless guy asks for a dollar. And then gets a sandwhich. Then he throws it back at the girl and says I said a dollar Bitch!!!

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the Amistad II part.

The Slave gets lashed after a King of the World type moment.

That scream was hilarious, shorly followed by a "Get down here boy!!"

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I was losing it in the theater scene. I loved that Brenda pronounced it Shake-a-spear in love.

wwkmd?(what would kevin mchale do?)

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Is it this one or the second one when Cindy goes, "I'm not crazy!" And then she runs away crazily, screaming her head off?

"If you think I wanna *beep* you, you're crazy."
"Really? Then why do you have a boner?"

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When the killer is seen behind the couch, then hides under the carpet and says "Yeaaahh........no"

The way he says it is hillarious

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Is it this one or the second one when Cindy goes, "I'm not crazy!" And then she runs away crazily, screaming her head off?


That's the second one

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"Love one another"

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Because of this movie, whenever I see or hear the name Shakespeare I always think of "Shake-a-spear". 

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My favorite part was the KITCHEN SCENE with Cindy, Ray and Bobby when Ray said "its a screamer baby" with his drool lol

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the enitre 'I know what you did last summer' flashback and how Greg is always overly aggressive and yelling at Cindy until he finally starts beating her up, and Bobby just laughs

the Amistad II trailer had me in tears

"Hey Doofy, smell my finger"
"Whats that?"
"That's the smell of a woman"
"Hey, now smell my finger!" and then when the cops have that terrible reaction and ask what it is, Doofy just smiles and says "My ass"

and basically Anything else Doofy said: "I told you...Don't disturb me while I'm *cleaning* my room"

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I agree with jgtate17


"Hey Doofy, smell my finger"
"Whats that?"
"That's the smell of a woman"
"Hey, now smell my finger!" and then when the cops have that terrible reaction and ask what it is, Doofy just smiles and says "My ass"

and basically Anything else Doofy said: "I told you...Don't disturb me while I'm *cleaning* my room"

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"I told you...Don't disturb me while I'm *cleaning* my room"
I just snort-laughed when I thought of that part.



Some hurt, some love, some shout. I fought the world and I lost that bout. ~ Blue October

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"I told you...Don't disturb me while I'm *cleaning* my room"
I just snort-laughed when I thought of that part.



Some hurt, some love, some shout. I fought the world and I lost that bout. ~ Blue October

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anyone else like the random bit when ray says to Greg does this shirt make me look gay? hahaha i also liked the bit with the homeless guy and reporting live for black TV and the bit when rays all confused about bobby calling him gay other bits are funny as well

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"I said a dollar, bitch!" - by the hobo makes me laugh every time, especially how he throws the sandwich back at her.

The scene where Cindy daydreams about what happened last Halloween and she gets another note that says "No bitch! I mean the guy you killed!" I don't know why, but that is one of, if not my favorite parts in the movie.

And the scenes where Greg beats Cindy. Two reasons;

1. After beating her for practically a minute, no one does anything, including her boyfriend who lets him choke her to death replying with "Come on, man, you're hurting her."

2. And after he's beaten the crap out of her, he just says "and that goes for all of you," basically beating a woman to send a statement to everyone.

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I laugh every time I watch the scene where Greg beats up Cindy for recommending they go to the cops, and then does that wrestling dive thingy on her lol. Funniest part

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The photographs of Kurt Fuller in a speedo!




I got news for 'em. There's gonna be hell to pay. 'Cause I ain't Daddy's little boy no more.

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The whole backup dancer spiel is awesome. I guess Britney Spears didn't take that speech to heart when she married Kevin Federline, huh?

Also pretty much every Ray line is hysterical. "Does this shirt make me look gay?" "How about now?"

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I love any scenes with doofy such as when cindy spends the night at buffy's and hes all like " Night cin" with that weird look on his face. And of course, "I said dont disturb me when im cleaning my room!" hahaha

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All the ones with Dewey got me thinking. He's retarded but at the end he's not.. Makes me think how he got his family thinking he's retarded? For instance his parents. The doctors would of told his parents he's born retarded? So how in the heck was he not retarded at the end. I say retarded because that's what his sister calls him in the movie and he acts like a special kid. Boy oh boy, his parents were fooled LOL




George Romero, Wes Craven, Dario Argento, Eli Roth, Quentin Tarantino, Afrojack

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"A boot! We hit a boot!"
"Wheres the foot?!"

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Shawn Wayans character
When I see Bobby, I'll tell him I love him.

What are you waiting for part

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"Buffy, what happened? What about Greg?"
*beep* Greg, I won!"



"Im sorry, Sean cant come to the phone right now, hes fvcking Patrick"

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"A boot! We hit a boot!"
"Wheres the foot?!"


Yes!!! Watching this years later as an adult, that's the funniest part. The way he says it and paces in circles with his arms up in the air actually looking for it while they're walking up to the fisherman. Love it!


"I think so Dr. Sigmund?"

"Please. Don't be so formal... call me daddy."

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Bobby: You hear? Drew got killed last night.

Ray: Wait, she had a brother right, Steve?

Bobby: Yeah.

Ray: Yeah? Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass?

Bobby: Yep, that was her.

Ray: Nah, I'm talking about Steve. Whatever happened to him?

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I GOTTA SAY MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN THEIR ROBBING THAT GUY THEY KILLED AND RAY SAY'S " IM GONNA TAKE HIS DRAWERS."

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when they hit the fisherman and they are talking about getting rid of the body and he says "not necessary"

Would you like some hot coffee - in your face?!!! - Bert Macklin, FBI

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The jamacian camera man
"it was meee gail. i only touched di top a di breas...it was so tender and juicy" lmfaoo

The sound the killer in the stall is making before killing ray thru the glory hole

The part where cindy is at buffys house and she gets the phone call and the killer says "you've got the wrong guy" and she starts screaming and he says real fast trying to rush talk over her scream "yep its not bobby, no it isnt" its so subtle that part craked me up for some reason.

Also the part where the officer shows cindy his photos of himself in the bikini...and shes just like "no...nah-uh." hes like "no? alright." lmfao

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I like

Doofy: Mum said when im wearing the badge to treat me like a man of the law
Buffy: Well mum also said for you to stop putting your d**k in the vacuum cleaner

:P

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Doofy: Mum said when im wearing the badge to treat me like a man of the law
Buffy: Well mum also said for you to stop putting your d**k in the vacuum cleaner
love that part, too.



Some hurt, some love, some shout. I fought the world and I lost that bout. ~ Blue October

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Pretty much any line from Gail Hailstorm~

"You're on my foot fat *beep*

"Cindy! Cindy! Your ass looks fat!"

"Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled."

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I love the theatre scene, where Mother Theresa hits Brenda and says something like: "This is for ruining Boogie Nights!"

Oh, yeah, and the black reporter at the beginning is also hillarious: Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead so we gettin' the *beep* out of here.

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