"Tell me about Mel Gibson's dick and balls!!!"
I like to scream this out at random moments.
of course page turn is the new star wipe
Old Lady-"I walk out of your movies on airplanes!"
share"Before I started using drugs, I had so many problems. Now I've only got one, drugs. It really gave my life focus."
I am Jack's signature.
My Movies http://us.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=15840103
(I can't believe no one mentioned these yet...)
Honey: "I fu**ing hate Forrest Gump!"
Cecil: "Death to mainstream cinema!"
"I'm Cecil B. Demented, and you're in my movie. Do not look into the lens and ruin the shot or you will be shot."
Cecil: "No one gets laid until we've finished our movie. We're horny, but our film comes first!"
Cherish: "We can fu** now?"
Cecil: "From here to Timbuktu!"
Cecil: "I am Cecil B. Demented! And this is a fu**ing kidnapping!"
Candy counter girl: "Do you know Quentin Tarantino? I love his movies!"
Cecil: "No adlibbing!" *fires gun*
🐺 Boycott movies that involve real animal violence (& their directors) 🐾
The movie comes first
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