Best quote ever - Cecil B. Demented (2000) Discussion

[–] tuttt 17 years ago

"Didn't you just greenlight another movie based on a video game?!?!?!?!"
she says with venom

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[–] BasilKanard 17 years ago

"We're no-union and we're takin' over this picture!"
and
"Those are not roots those are scabs made from the dye!"

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[–] lera_rulez 17 years ago

Well there was this part, I can't remember the quote exactly but it made me laugh my ass off. After Cecils mom said he's nuts, what made him think he can direct? Raven answered something according to these lines: "You can direct, Cecil! Don't listen to those Christians!" XD

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[–] neoboman 17 years ago

"When I was 10 years old, my entire family humped me under the Christmas tree. Jingle balls, jingle balls my stupid brother started singing."

Even if you don't like this movie (which I do), it has some great lines.

"What's wrong?"
"Everything."
Once Upon a Time in Mexico

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[–] sumtymsicomback 17 years ago

Action Fans, Help Us!

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[–] iluvthe80s-1 17 years ago

i love the codes they have like "hey hey MPAA, how many movies have you censored today!". but "tell me about mel gibson's dick and balls", "no one here but us whackers" and of course "porno fans! it's me, cherish! and i need your hardcore help!" are just funny.

never pee in front of nuns. they beat you with rulers.

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[–] OrlandoEastwood 17 years ago

"Okay Folks, Let's make a *beep* Movie!!!!"

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[–] missgoddess85 17 years ago

DEMENTED FOREVER!!!

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[–] Sic Coyote 16 years ago

"Action Fans, Help Us!"

That's was also my favourite line I don't know why but I lol'd

Action Fans ARE your own private army!

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[–] elliottrainbow 15 years ago

my favorite is when Rodney tells Honey that he's not gay. He says "I have to make people pay for me liking PUSSY!"

"She is such a queer." Penny Pingleton in Hairspray (1988)

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[–] tfrazier 14 years ago

a *beep* white limo! what do I look like a *beep* Coke dealer?? Liberace's boyfriend???

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[–] TylerDurden2003 17 years ago

I swear, I practically shout that Mel Gibson line any time I see Michael Shannon in a movie. I practically ruined Bug, World Trade Center, and pretty much everything else I've seen with him, because that's the only thing that comes to mind.

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[–] Raglan22 17 years ago

oooooo sprocket!!!
or whatever that hamsters name was

...and it saddens me.

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[–] xordu1 11 years ago

"Not there, Pellet!" lol

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[–] Sic Coyote 16 years ago

How about
"Those who speak once the feature has begun"

Bang! lol

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[–] Gallydoll 17 years ago

"I'm ashamed of my Heterosexuality..." I think that was the line.I thought that was a very funny line.

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[–] funnybutinappropriate 17 years ago

"Satan says you need some color!" SLAP!

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[–] CounterPaul 16 years ago

'Go on in! Pop a load!'
(intercom voice) '... the winner of a 10 pound Smithfield ham!'

(annnnnnd my signature...)

"POWER TO THE PEOPLE WHO PUNISH BAD CINEMA!!!"

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[–] thebubbleincident 16 years ago

I liked "we're horny, but our movie comes first"

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[–] thelostwachowski 16 years ago

"HELP! I'm stuck in a K-hole and can't get out!"

... had me rolling on the floor laughing, God bless Adrian Greenier in this film.

...You weren't chosen for a reason

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[–] DiscoViolento 10 years ago

I second this motion

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[–] forrest4e 16 years ago

couple at the drive-in talking about who Cecil should kill:

"...those last minute *beep*-head ticket buyers who enter the theatre after the feature has begun."

talking about Figit's parents:

"they talk out loud during the feature"
Honey: "oh that really is unforgivable"

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[–] Double-o-Negro 16 years ago

$3 FOR A *beep* CANDY BAR!!!!!!!!!

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[–] Benedict_Cumberbatch 16 years ago

"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMented"

"Patch Adams doesn't need a directors cut, the original cut was long enough"

"Family is another dirty word for censorship"

"It can be very, very sexy to give head, and extremely unsexy to shave your legs" - Bjork

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[–] blearyboy 16 years ago

Lyle's last words, shortly after he gets shot:

"Drugs...get me poppers"

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[–] Mr_Ectoplasma 15 years ago

There are plenty of funny parts, but I think for me the funniest and most out-there was Alicia Witt's ranting about her family and the Christmas incident.

Cherish: "When I was 10 years old, my entire family f-kd me under the Christmas tree".

Honey: I'm so sorry.

Cherish: Yeah, I bet you are... jingle balls, jingle balls, my stupid brother started singing.

Honey: [laughs]

Cherish: You think that's FUNNY!?"

Honey: No, I don't. [still laughing]

Hah... I couldn't control myself! It was just so random and wacky - so funny.

"They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself."
- Andy Warhol

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[–] elscorcho86 14 years ago

"'f--- her, f--- her,' my grandmother would say."

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[–] jeffoc 14 years ago

My father sat on my face while he opened his Christmas presents.

No dessert Jerri. Don't touch the dog. DON'T rub your feces on the lamp shade.

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