things i learned from this movie...
-you can get fired from the pistons and the bulls dress up like a bride marry yourself and go on to be the first man to invent a parachute car with the most powerful chute to withstand the massive weight of the car
-when you are hanging from a wall you can jump to a pole over 10 - 20 feet away and slide down the pole backwards shooting a gun to bounce off a overhead shelter and land on a broken table without any severe bodily damage
-somewhere in the italy\france area there is a underground top secret operation where disguised monks help hack you into computers and one is named free willy
-when a grown man is spazzing out on a 8-day dexatrine binge trying to scare you with his raptor style fighting technique just kick him in the balls and call it a day
-you can fight your exgirlfriend and at every 15 seconds stop and say a smart remark and cause sexual tension and then end up hooking up with her in the techno rave dance bedroom
when being chased through a tunnel a can turn into a computer blur on your motorcycle as you ride up and around the tunnel