1. god has mercy on those who lose their virginity in confessional booths
2. the prodigal son is a barrel of *beep* monkeys
3. kiss is the hottest band in the world
4. it takes 10-30 minutes to get high off shrooms
5. just because someone is a female gynecologist doesn't mean they're a lesbian!
any others?
6. Trips mom gave birth to him on "shrooms man!!" not LSD
7. Drumsticks are the least of your worries
8. Only a car full of Stellas and Guidos would ride your ass on a 2-lane highway and honk
Open up a restaurant in Santa Fe
God is great
Beer is good
People are crazy
9.) Half these people were in Cabin Fever.
10) Adam Rifkin still finds work as a director.
11.) KISS actually does rock
12.) KISS doesnt stand for Kids International Satan Service like my grade school principal said it does.
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13.) In '73 KISS opened for Blue Oyster Cult. One year later, to the day, BOC was opening for KISS.
share14.) KISS spelled backwards is SSIK (sick)
15.) KISS stands for Knights In Satan's Service
16.) Disco blows dogs for quarters
17.) Scary movies start out with a young girl walking on the side of the road
18.) Porno movies also start out with a young girl walking on the side of the road
19. Mr. Clean can successfully get brains out of ski caps.
20. the hot tub guy is really lucky.
21. the only thing to stop lex from pullign his pork would be a dog attack.
"Oh, nice socks, man. Nice socks...Nice socks..."
-Skip Engblom, Lords of Dogtown
22. Santa is almost the same as Satan
23. The Mr. Muscle pull toys make good weapons to disarm a robber.
24. When you're on shrooms, you hear through your nose.
25. People are a-holes when they spill bongwater on a friend's bed.
26. If a guy has to pee real badly, all he has to do it put a clothespin on it.
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"For each day of war is a failure for man..."
27. dogs and stellas are the same speceis
28. lex has never heard a girl blow ass before
29. according to trip, a band of preppy sailboat captains done jams wardrobe
30. mrs bruce is a physco bitch from hell
31. Only a car full of Stellas and Guidos would ride your ass on a 2-lane highway and honk
32. if your desperate for KISS tickets, shake your wee wee
When Your Strange, No One Remembers Your Name - the Doors
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Security will immediately send you out if some random guys accuse you for beating them up earlier (even though they have bruised knuckles which is suspicious). You couldn't find their wallet on the street and keep it.
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