1) "Where can I get one of those barrel men?" and Ben responds, " Yeah, Try Walmart!"
2) "Can you please pass da binegar?"
3) "You guys are so skinny. Don't your parent's eber peed you?"
4) "It wouldn't be pair." "What?" "I said it would't be pair to jump in." "Man, what the **** does fruit got to do wid this? I can't believe I'm ******* related to you. You been here 2 ******* years and it still looks like you went through customs ysterday."
5) "Do you know where I can find the nearest baker cuz I wanna find a cutie-pie just like you."
6) "We're too busy going disco-disco."
7) "...gang called Baracuda." "It's pronounced Barkada. It's the people you hang out with." "You speak tagalog?" "Pluently."
8) "Med school is a waste of time and money."
9) "We're not related are we?" "No, definitely not."
10) "Tell me, when have you ever seen a Filipino compete in the Daytona 5OO?" "Never." "You wanna know why? Cuz you're brown!!"