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Funniest line of the movie goes to...

posted 10 years ago by Jabronidude469
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Bob Slydell: I celebrate the man's entire catalogue.

Michael Bolton: "That no-talent ass clown."

Peter: "But it's not just about me, and my dream of doing nothing... It's about all of our dreams!"

[–] !!!deleted!!! (9013316) 9 years ago

Milton: But, okay, but, that's the last straw.

Believe in yourself and create your own destiny.

[–] Shiddy 9 years ago

two chicks at the same time..

[–] PinkPancreas 9 years ago

You can get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

[–] Fishbowl-Space-Helmet 9 years ago

Just the thought of having to stand in line at the state unemployment with those SCUMBAGS!

[–] MrHooba 9 years ago

I'm thinking of taking that chick from logistics. If things work out, I will be showing her my oh face. Oh oh oh.

[–] madpogue 9 years ago

Too many for one "funniest". But I can tell you the most (well, the _only_) "human decency" line:

"Hey, Peter; watch out for your cornhole, man."

[–] mikekrit62 8 years ago

"Samir Naga...Naga...Naga...Naganna work here anymore"

[–] insomniacmovie 8 years ago

"What would you saaaaay, ya do here?"

[–] MoviemanCin 8 years ago

The Bobs: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work recently, Peter.

Peter: Well I wouldn't say I was exactly missing it.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

[–] yesanything 8 years ago

Not a line, but I love Aniston's stare when asked if she likes Kung Fu

~~the coins in the jar are for charity,~~
~~the coins in the tray are for sharing~~

[–] MoviemanCin 8 years ago

She LOVES Kung Fu.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

[–] BigWiLLy1018 7 years ago

B-dooooooooooooooo

[–] GirlwonderReturns 8 years ago

Samir: Why don't you just go by "Mike"?
Michael: No way, why should I change, he's the one who sucks.

The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it.